Return of the Psycho

TnT May Mutilation was a night people will never forget, when we saw The Hollywood Icon and the Wrestling Legend 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills beaten by Rollin Thunder, to add insult to injury, he set him on fire, and thousands of people sitting at home and watching in the audience witnessed this.

Ever since this happened, the Technical Wonder has not been seen this past week, even though he was scheduled to make a 'shocking announcement' at Mayhem. Now many wonder whether he will show up for his match against Sean Boyle and Krisis in a triple threat match.

The scene opens slowly as we go to Valders, Wisconsin, the home of the EFW Arena, only now a large flame is overcoming the building, as the fire is burning everything inside the arena, and eventually it starts to fall down, as a large fire engine pulls up, along with a police cruiser, as two police officers step out of the vehicle and watch the burning destruction, as the fire brigade begin to attempt to stop the fire which is destroying the old EFW arena.

Whoh, what the hell happened here?

Isn't this the old EFW Arena, Jim? I do remember coming here with my kids.

Jeez, you still watch wrestling?

Well I do occasionally. I took my kids to that latest TnT May Mutilation show, and I took them out after the EFW Rules match. It was real bad.

Doesn't that Outlaw guy work there? God, hes one cocky bastard. We've arrested him so many times, and never pinned a goddamn thing on him.

He probably did this. He did threaten to kill EFW. Guess this is an act of revenge.

Slowly, the fire begins to burn down as the giant water hoses overcome the burning flames. A fireman, covered in ashes, walks right up to the police officers.

This is real bad. Now one is hurt, but this place is gone. It's a complete mess, guys.

What did I tell you, Jimmy?

Goddamn, we're going to nail that motherfucker for this. Call in the FBI, they're going to want to know this, considering last week, that Mills guy kidnapped someone's wife.

How do you know about that?

Was on the news, but they couldn't charge him because it was 'entertainment' purposes. That has to suck!

The last scene is of a burnt EFW arena, now nothing but complete ashes and burning wood, as the scene fades completely to black.

The scene then goes to the mansion of the Hollywood Icon and the Wrestling Legend, 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills, as the screen then goes to a television screen which is playing the CNN News, as another report begins to begin.

We have just received news that the old EFW Arena, located in Valders, Wisconsin, was set on fire today in the early hours of the mourning, and we understand that the cause is arson. The suspect is thought to be a TnT wrestler known as Nicky Mills, who police have now issued a search warrant for. People are asked not to approach him, as he is considered armed and extremely dangerous.

Armed? Dangerous? Oh god no, I'm just a sick motherfucker, according to most of the TnT roster.

Did you like my display, Thunder? I did promise to kill the EFW, but I guess you never saw your precious memories burnt to ash, turned into nothing. I know you'll be absolutely devastated by this, but that's why I did it. You set me on fire Rollin, and your lucky I didn't attempt to sue you for that. And for that, you lose any trace of the EFW that once was. So fuck you, and your win. I won something better....your memories burnt to a crisp. How does it feel to be burnt now, Derek? You've felt the pain, now experience the loss of something precious. You walk around telling everyone you beat my ass. Ha! You did nothing of the sort. You couldn't beat me Rollin Thunder, not by yourself, so you had Erica come out to distract me so you could look like a god and save the day. Burning me does nothing for you, for I will be the one to strike you down and say "Well there it is Rollin, the end of your career". You got a blemished win over me, while I have a clean win over you, something you could never get. You never got anything fairly, did you? Jonny Fly, the self proclaimed god of wrestling, kicked your ass, and you said to me "Well at least I faced up to him." You make me sick, you pathetic American loser. Your just used as a whipping boy. World champion? That's as likely as Erica actually learning to be her own woman, instead of just fucking you just for your money. And you care for her! Oh god, now I've seen it all. Someday, when you dont see it coming, your career will end up like the EFW arena. Burnt to ashes.

Oh wait a second, I almost forgot. I witnessed Jonny Fly's promos, and guess what? I actually agree with him on the High Rollers. Their comment, wait, whining on being held down was laughable. Gentlemen, you are NOT the greatest in TnT. You are the lowest in TnT, and you both remind me of a typical American with hopes and dreams that can never be achieved. Fuck you for ever believing that you were held down. You guys couldnt reach the high time, and instead when Jonny beat you, all you could come out with was that you were screwed. Both of you are pure examples what wrestlers should never become. Even Jimmy Vetalo is an absolute disgrace as a World champion. He reminds me of his best buddy Triple X, who not only had the worst vocabluary in the world, he couldnt do a damn except talk about asses. And dont even get me started on Rollin Thunder, I'm disgraced I lost to someone as pathetic and as annoying as him. Oh so what, we all know he still needs Vetalo to stay at the top and be a 'bad ass'.

And now I'll be arrested very soon thanks to that. It doesnt matter, I'll be able to be bailed and wreck havoc back on the TnT roster, especially this Sunday night, where I face two men who are not worthy of wrestling me, Sean Boyle and 'The Weirdo', sorry, Krisis. They're good little boys who play to the rules. Too bad I'm the complete opposite. Gentlemen, witness the end of your pathetic mean streaks when I take you both down, and let Marcel choose the REAL number one contender. And for all the American fools, that would be me. Krisis is the definition of ugly and pathetic, not to mention talentless. And well, I forget who Sean Boyle is. Oh wait a second, I made him submit to the greatest submission in wrestling, the Legends Pain. Krisis is the equivalent of Mikey fucking Hell. Pathetic and laughable. He thinks that him declaring he doesnt respect me will make me cower in fear. The great Krisis is going to do something other than basically wrestle a Jimmy Vetalo match which consists of the following. Punch, a taunt of "I am the man!", another punch, another taunt of "Your my bitch!" and then attempts to perform his stupid finishing move. Oh wait a second, that's Rollin Thunder's moves too, considering both are the same as each other.

Krisis, your not even going to make it to your World championship match. I'll send you back to that house, and I'll send Boyle back to rapping on the streets for spare change. I saw your promo, but it sounded like you were jealous of me and my technical ability. I mean, who wouldn't be? I've wrestled the greats such as Angle, Flair, Michaels, Bret, all in their prime, and I had the talent that all people like you would die for. So tell me gentlemen, what makes you think that you'll just waltz in here and take away everything? You could say this is the return of the psycho, the old 'Outlaw', the sickest motherfucker to ever grace the UwA and TnT. This is the man who made Jeremy Cundiff fall into the hands of nothing, this is the man who made Erica beg for her life. This is the Hollywood Icon, the guy that has rocked the Hollywood business, this is the Wrestling Legend, a man who has changed the face of wrestling and will be remembered as a man who gave everything to it. Krisis, you have done nothing but talk about destruction and Cundiff cheating all the time. The guy's better than you, man. Can you not admit that? Well let me make it simple. If I can beat up Cundiff so many times and stick him in a hospital, like I have done in the past, and you have lost to him so many times I cant count, it adds up to the fact that I will always be better than you.

And as for you Sean Boyle, you had better find a way to beat me, otherwise, you'll be doing some screaming and some tapping out to the Legends Pain Now I...

NICKY MILLS! THIS IS THE FBI! WE HAVE YOU SURROUNDED! SURRENDER YOURSELF!

Oh for fucks sakes. What is it with these guys? I cant even finish my...

THIS IS AGENT WALTERS! IF YOU DON'T SURRENDER YOURSELF, WE WILL SHOOT YOU ON SIGHT!

ALRIGHT ALREADY! I'll be out on bail in a few hours. So this is goodnight from the mansion of the Hollywood Icon and the Wrestling Legend, 'The Outlaw' Nicky Mills.

Walking away from the camera, he walks onto his front step and putting them behind his back, lets out a small smirk as several offers run over and handcuff him. With officers guarding him in a circle, he is taken into an FBI van, which drives off, as many FBI officers begin to run into the mansion, possibly to search it, as the scene fades to black.