December-Merry Fucking Christmas
Feliz Navidad, here are some movies I say over the holidays!  I felt incredibly festive so I decided to write songs instead of the usual crap, the evoke a christmas kind of feeling!

CATCH ME IF YOU CAN-
(sung to the tune of some infamous rap song)
Shake yo cash!
Watch yerself
Shake yo cash!
Show me what your selling now
Yo spielberg, haven't you heard
That maybe you try and stop selling your turds
Of kourse its tha thang that is allowed
The obligatory spielberg christmas cash cow
So gathah yo homies and rich white slobs
Well waste our money on the market friendly corn cobs
Now shit on your face and your brain will pop
Hey, hey, hey fuck the cops!

GANGS OF NEW YORK-
(sung to the tune of "Deck The Halls)
Deck the halls with overacting
falalalalalalalalalalalala
Deck the halls with blatant typecasting
falalalalalalalalalalalala
Bring a bad director back to fame
falalalalalaalalalalalala
Execute it without shame
falalalalalalalalalalalala
Nows the tiiiiime for an oscar
falalalalalalalalalalalala

ADAPTATION-
I just cannot stress how good this movie is! Ive seen it seven times and it just keeps getting better!


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