| December-Merry Fucking Christmas | ||||
| Feliz Navidad, here are some movies I say over the holidays! I felt incredibly festive so I decided to write songs instead of the usual crap, the evoke a christmas kind of feeling! CATCH ME IF YOU CAN- (sung to the tune of some infamous rap song) Shake yo cash! Watch yerself Shake yo cash! Show me what your selling now Yo spielberg, haven't you heard That maybe you try and stop selling your turds Of kourse its tha thang that is allowed The obligatory spielberg christmas cash cow So gathah yo homies and rich white slobs Well waste our money on the market friendly corn cobs Now shit on your face and your brain will pop Hey, hey, hey fuck the cops! GANGS OF NEW YORK- (sung to the tune of "Deck The Halls) Deck the halls with overacting falalalalalalalalalalalala Deck the halls with blatant typecasting falalalalalalalalalalalala Bring a bad director back to fame falalalalalaalalalalalala Execute it without shame falalalalalalalalalalalala Nows the tiiiiime for an oscar falalalalalalalalalalalala ADAPTATION- I just cannot stress how good this movie is! Ive seen it seven times and it just keeps getting better! |
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