| Lyrics for a "Black Christmas" |
| 1. Satanic Lunchbox I woke up this morning And I got some poon-tah Then I called the man The elevator man He has lots of sin And lots of sex I rolled his ass to the dupliplex Everybody started to scream And started to shout I have got a gay tan His name was SATAN Chorus: His name was Lusifer I thought I was going to puke-isfer But he is all right He is the devil HE IS THE DEVIL Chorus (x23) 2. I smell children I have a yearnin' To smell up them chillern And get right under their pillows To eat up their spleens With figmented garbanzo beans And chill right under their spine I want some ass But not just any ass I want a jackass I smell children I smell their fear I thrive off their sin I eat lots of pears I EAT LOTS OF PRAYERS! I want some ass But not just any old ass I want a fucking jackass That's right...a fucking MULE! 3. Burning up the Tree I want To light up the christmas tree Lit-erly I want to see it Burn down you fucking little shit So fuck that reindeer And fuck your christmas cheer Fuck up the yultide chant You'll be serving grandma Instead of Christmas Ham Burn, burn, burn Burn that fucking tree Churn, churn, churn Watch that fucker burn... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! 4. Hell! and Stuff (kind of soft at first and shit like that) Mommy...why did I have to die? Daddy...Why did I have to diiiiieeee...? "Cause you deserved it" he said "Now make me dinner and go to bed!" You left me on Christmas Day To watch me burn and mope Those damn birds pecked me to death Still striving on one last breath But then... I went to hell and never came back again No no no...never again! TO NEXT PAGE |
| Featuring the smashing hit single so good it wasn't even on this album |
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