1. Refuse To Speak, Only Use Sign Language
2. Hide Under People's Desks, And Grab Their Legs
3. Set Other People's Computers On A Pron Site
4. Send Fake Memo's From The Boss
5. Photocopy Your Ass And Put It In People's Files
6. While Your Eating, Ask People If They Want To Swap Lunches
7. When You Converse With Someone, Never Talk Normal, Always Yell Or Use Fake Accents
8. Run Around Stealing People's Woek, And Demends Ransom Money
9. Pretend You're Deaf When People Try To Talk To you
10. Tell People Your Over-Heard A Conversation About The Company Down Sizing
1. Oh Damn, My Shaft Is All Bent
2. You Really Wacked The Hell Outta That Sucker
3. Hold On, I Have To Wash My Balls
4. After 18 Holes, I Can Barely Walk
5. My Hands Are So Sweaty, I Can't Get A Good Grip
6. Lift Your Head And Spread Your Legs
7. You Have A Nice Stroke But Your Follw Up Leaves A Lot To Be Desired
8. Just Turn Your Back And Drop It
9. Look At The Size Of His Putter
10. Damn, I Missed The Hole Again!
1. Yell "Can You Fast Forward?" During The Previews.
2. During The Movie, Get Up And Yell "Stop The Movie, I'm Out Of Pop Corn!"
3. Throw PopCorn At People And Yell "It's Snowing!"
4. Stare At The Person Next To You, Un til They Move.
5. During The Love Sceen Make Kissing Noises And Yell "OoOoH, They're Doing Bad Stuff!"
1. Drive Really Slowly, When A Car Tries To Pass ?you, Speed Up.
2. Tell People The Only Reason They Are Alive Is Because The Birth Control Pill Is Only 97% Effective
3. Hum The Batman Theme Song All The Time
4. Ajust The Tint On Your TV, So All The People Are Green, And Insist To Others "You Like It That Way"
5. Repeat Everything Someone Says, As A Question.
6. Write "X=Burried Treasure" in Random Spots On Someones Road Map
7. Wear A Cape That Says "Magnificent One"
8. Lick The Filling Outta All The Oreo Cookies, And Put Them Back In The Bag
9. Repeat This Conversation A Dozen Times: "Do You Hear That?" ... "Hear What?" ... "Nothing, It's Gone".
10. Repeatedly Sing Loudly, A Song That You Only Know One Verse To.
Manners said "Shut Up, go call 911" So Shut Up calls and the women asks "What is your name?" and Shut Up says "Shut Up." Then the women asks "Where are your manners?" and Shut Up ?Says "Picking Crap off the road."
1. If There Is Only 1 Other Passenger, Move Very Close To Them, Leaving ALot Of Room In The Rest Of The Elevator
2. Stand At The Door, And When People Try To Get in, Stop Them And Say "This Elevator Is For Display Only"
3. Wait Until A Man Gets On And Say "See That Guy That Just Got Off, He Told Me He Slept With Your Wife"
4. When Someone Is Getting Out And The Door Is Almost Closed Say "Sir/Ma'am, You Dropped Something"
5. Drop Soemthing And When Someone Tries To Pick It Up Yell "You Can't Have It, It's Mine!"
6. Put On A DiskMan And Sing Loudly To Other People
7. When Someone Of The Opposite Gets On Say To Them "You Know, We Could Have Quick Sex And No One Would Know"
8. Stand To The Side Of The Door And When People Get On Yell "Boo! Oh Sorry I Thought U Were Someone Else"
9. When People Get On, Stare At Them Until They Leave
10. When Passangers Leave The Elevator Say "Thank You, Come Again" In A Fake Accent.
1. Boy, If You lit A Match and Stood In Front of a mirror You'd See Two Of the Hottest Things On Earth.
2. My name isn't Fred Flinstone, But I could make ur Bedrock
3. Your Name is Gorgeous, right?
4. Is Your Dad A Baker? Because You Have Nice Buns.
5. They Must Call You Parking Ticket, Because You Have "FINE" Written All Over You
