Oh man, what crawled up on top of your head
and died? Haha, if you were a little skinnier,
I'd flip you upside down and use you as a mop!
Alright, I'll stop now, I don't want to hurt your
feelings. Actually.. your hair is hurting MY feelings,
my eyes can't take much more. Take that shit
outside and hose it off, and MAYBE then I'll
think about talking to you. Which Era of Jimmy Chamberlin's hair are you?