| Alright, yes this is another one of my informative essays on how the world should be. Read it if you want or hit that little delete button. I don't care. This time around, I'm going to talk about good old teenage moral angst. Now for you people that don't understand what that is, it is the role we teenagers are and are not taking up in this world. We often find ourselves "walking on egg shells" in the ultra "politically correct" world. Correctness is shoved down or throat in school and in basically any kind of controlled society. No wonder when kids step out on their own, they often go wild. Who can blame them. I often think of the teen community as a repressed generation. Some of us (definitely not all of us) are in a shell so thick nothing can break it. Some of us have lived very sheltered lives and really don't know how to react to anything. It is like the world hasn't screwed them over enough just yet. Here is the basic message. Read it, learn it, know it, and remember it! You don't have to be some super macho man or some barbie. Just be real. Be yourself. But most importantly, take advantage of being young. Go crazy, be free, be a little wierd at times, drink, smoke weed (if those things make you happy), be loud, have lots and lots of sex, but most of all, don't be afraid to speak your mind. Don't be afraid to tell the world how much it sucks.....or how great it is. Be outgoing. No one seems to realize that these are the best years of our lives anymore. It is important to remember that you should be very careful while doing these things. You could hurt yourself or hurt someone that cares about you. Alright, let me speak to you "Men" a little bit. One of the most important things in our lives right now is the opposite sex. Let me give some advice. BE MEN!!! It is very important that you listen to your girl and respect her feelings. Be helpful. Be sweet. BUT DO NOT give up your masculinity to be her "best girlfriend". Next thing you know, she will be braiding your hair and eating ice cream with you while watching "The English Patient" and then you'll be out on your butt and she will be banging the next thing with muscles and a dick that walks by. Be a good guy, but be a bad boy. Stop trying to be her "knight in shining armor" expecting to solve all her problems. Just be a man. Flaunt your cock. Be strong! Have confidence in yourself. KNOW THAT YOU ARE THE WORLDS GREATEST LOVER! I want to clean a fish, shave, build a house, fix a car, fart, mow the lawn, cut down a tree, lift weights, use duct tape, fight, kill a deer, scratch my ass, work a 12 hour day, watch a porn, bang 3 chicks simultaneously, and goto war all at the same time! Why? Because I'm a guy that's why! Now the ladies. I wouldn't forget you. You have to start pulling your weight around. No one is going to look down on you if you decide to say a bad word. It is ok to speak your mind and reek havoc on the world from time to time. You don't always have to worry about your parents. If you don't try new things, they will never let you do anything. Express yourself to the fullest! You may think that guys are loud and obnoxious, but that is because they aren't afraid to be a little outrageous and outgoing. Guys aren't afraid to go out and get what they want. Sometimes girls are. You look at us as the dominant ones so sometimes you won't pull your weight in a relationship. STOP IT. Tell us what you want and tell us when you want it. Don't expect us to know when you are feeling sad or upset. It is not our responsibility. Tell us we are doing a good job. Guys have a little (well in my case huge) signal that tells girls that we want them. You have to let us know from time to time. Guys like girls who they not only can have a little dirty fun with, but they also like a girl that they can hang out with and goto parties with. Don't be so blind about how the world works. Yes guys constantly think about sex. I (and I'm pretty sure any other guy) am not going to throw my man-hood out the window. I am a guy, I'm strong, I'm dominant, I'm rough in bed. That's biology. That's my Y chromosome screaming. Girls you need to start accepting the way guys are. Oh and those that always speak their minds and give the world the finger from time to time. God bless you. I know this may sound a little stupid to some people. I know most of you can add to this too. Feel free. I just want to wake you kids up out there. Your life is ticking away even as you read this. Get busy living, or get busy dying. It's your choice. Remember to speak your mind! I'm always thinking and trying to make the world how it should be. Brad |
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