The Preppy Philosophy
Before reading on I should warn you. This comes straight out of my mind. The language in this might offend some church goers but to all the other normal people and especially my friends, I think you might enjoy this. Also, I wrote this lastnight , 1/25/00, but tonight I was talking with a very good friend of mine and she basically repeated most of the stuff I had already written. Pretty cool huh?
This is for the weird kid in 1st period.
     I guess the first time I realized the power of good looks and popularity was in middle school when a good friend of mine transfered schools and decided to go to school with me. I'm not going to mention a name because he may read this one day. Hey I treated the guy like a brother but face it I didn't want him to goto school with me. From the first day I met him, he was the one who got all the girls and had all the cool clothes. I basically hated him for it. Even now 16 years old and sitting in my room at 3 a.m. writing this I hate him. I guess I got inspired to write this because pretty much all the good tv has gone off the air and the only thing on is infomercials. How entertaining could a middle aged British faggot talking about the wonders of some fucking non-stick pans be? Anyway back to the story. He gets to school and guess what happens. Girls start flocking. Now since I'm the only one who knows him all the girls asked me his name and where he lived and so on. This pretty much goes on for the rest of middle school and still goes on today. Popularity is a bitch. Without it people think you are nothing. You're in a different group. You're either a geek or weirdo. You could try to be a prep, but frankly I'd rather smash my nuts with a hammer than join the preps.
       But now I have my own reputation and I think I can handle the ladies pretty well. One thing I've discovered is that High School does not want independent trend setters. It wants bastard ass conformists The popular group they're sometimes called. You know the jocks and preps. The people who usually congregate in the hall and talk about how awesome their hair looks today and how they think they're better than everyone. Also usually the group with a lot of good looking blondes that wear team jackets and who won't go out with a guy unless he has a BMW or rock hard abs. There are a few people that would kill to be in the popular group. Well FUCK the popular group and FUCK anyone who wants to be with them. It seems like these people who always get the girls and have the great clothes are the most arrogant bastards on the face of the planet. I also notice how the popular group gets noticed by the teachers at school. Techers never aknowledge the quiet guy sitting in the corner. They become more willing to help the quarter-back of the footall team and they lose all interest in the weird kid with millions of ideas spinning through his head. FUCK teachers.
       One thing I am sick of is that the revolutionary generation ( non-conformists or the true pioneers in this country) are being treated like shit. Anyone who looks back at the ages of 13 to 19 and enjoyed them should be put into a trench and shot. I suppose the point of me writing this is to say that it's time to put these rich preppy assholes in their place. They fear us. They're afraid of what's different and they're afraid of anyone who might rip them out of their tall preppy houses and beat the pure hell out of them. To sum it all up I want to quote someone who has the greatest philosophy I have ever heard. "Preps are all wanna be Barbie and Ken dolls with their noses so far up each others butts they can't see how concieted and shallow they are."
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