I saw you walkin' on the pavement at King's Island
Wearing your hot pink shorts
Hot Pink Shorts Girl is what I called you
I said "Hey, hey, Hot Pink Shorts Girl."
And you just walked away
Walked away really fast, like you was runnin' a track race
Well girl, I hope you got a participation ribbon
'Cause you broked my heart that day
I sat down on The Beastie, and I cried my eyes out
You were the sleaziest, cutest King's Island girl I ain't never seen
And I saw you, you broked my heart
I wanted to buy you a Tootsie Roll
But you would've just thrown it in my face
That's when I saw you throw up
Pukin' in the trash can
I said to myself:
"You know, that's what she's doin' to my heart, she's pukin' in my heart, that trash can is my heart."
Hot Pink Shorts Girl
Oh your shorts were hot pink
Maybe they were skorts-- I'm not sure
Those things are so deceptive!
Fred Flintstone face, face, face, face
I'll always love you, Hot Pink Shorts Girl
Hot Pink Shorts Girl, you were my woman
Hot Pink Shorts, you were walkin'
Walkin' really fast
So I asked you to ride on The Scrambler with me
And we fell off-- no we didn't, that's a joke!
I tried to put my arm around you
But you elbowed me in the ribs, and gave me a concussion
You're the prettiest piece of white trash I ever seen
NASCAR tank tops don't hold a candle to you
Candles are like flaming love that's in my heart for your
Hot pink shorts and your lovely face
It was a long, hot day I'll never forget
A summer romance
Broke, broke my heart as you puked in the trash can
I guess I'll have to go to Old Indiana
Where the girls know how to treat a man!
Walkin to the restroom and I got myself a paper towel to dry my cryin' eyes
Bought a beer
Then I got lost and started watching TV
Smurfs came up to me
Handed me some flowers
I said "Get outta my face! Do I look like a man with a broken heart?"
And Papa Smurf said "Yes you do! That's why we brought you flowers, we wanted to cheer you up!"