Caesar Salad: So Wes Hubble came up to me in the halls of WeBo and he said "Hey man!" And I was like "Hey Wes!" And he was like "Yeah, last night I was at a party man and Joe Weder is like totally drunk he's like drinkin some brews," and I was like "Yeah man, Partee Citee," and he was like "Yeah," and he goes "Yeah, and he got really drunk and he pulled his pants down, stuck his penis in a couch." Circus Boy: Aw, dude! Jason: If I haven't had sex by the time that I'm eighteen, I'm a loser The more that I score, the more pleasure I'll have Being heterosexual makes me immune to AIDS The grass is always greener in the neighbor's bedroom chorus Take charge of your sex life Take charge of your sex life Take charge of your sex life Take charge of your sex life, baby Having sex will make everything all right A good lover must be an open book I should always compare my sexual partners Lovers are like siamese twins Sex after a heart attack lyrics by Bishop Lawrence (taken from some random sex therapy book); intro by Caesar Salad and Circus Boy