Hope nobody opens the basement door They'll get shot with a phazer 'Cause there's a Stormtrooper in the basement That rusty old shoegazer That bump you just heard wasn't a mouse It wasn't even a rat It was Mr. Stormtrooper playing with Christmas lights His gun is so phat One of these days I'm sure he'll come upstairs I guess I'll hit him with a pan But fortunately for me My name isn't Han lyrics by Circus Boy