Spit Guy got his name by spitting Little kids he's always hitting Not with fists but with lots of spit Something should be done about it chorus Spit Guy!(x4) Spit Guy chews his gum real loud Spit Guy watches Mr. Mom Spit Guy think he's a cloud And so rains spit on all Spit Guy spits continually Spit Guy spits at his TV His spit's charged with electricity Spit Guy's not like you or me lyrics by Bishop Lawrence