It's a marvel of nature
It throws up on shoes
It's green and it's yellow
But its puke has many hues
chorus
Puking Dandelion pukes all day and night
Puking Dandelion pukes on small children
Puking Dandelion would be under arrest
But it's a Dandelion above the law
It vomits on its neighbors
Because they cannot move
It heaves and pukes and makes much noise
The sound a cow makes is "moo"