You're my Elmire and I'm your Valere Odysseus wore leather underwear I'd sing of myself, but you're far more cute I'd love to spend a year on the lake with you chorus I'll be your Cupid if you'll be my Psyche Figuratively, of course Because I wouldn't be invisible or Greek Huck Finn admired Mary Jane quite a bit But I admire you more Romeo and Juliet is a cliche reference So I'll use Hamlet and Ophelia I love you more than Edgar loved Virginia But luckily we're not related I guess we're more like Tom and Becky Or some other couple from Twain lyrics by Bishop Lawrence