Face down in the mud
How did I get here?
Where are my pants?
Might as well start my own dance party...
Locked in a closet again
Third time this week
At least I'm part of the team
Might as well start my own dance party...
OK guys, you got me good
It's only thirty miles to town
That was my mom's minivan, you know
Might as well start my own dance party...
Who is she? What is that?
It's my room, too
Just don't get any on my bed
Might as well start my own dance party...
My friends dumped me here
Yes, they are my friends
No, this isn't my dress
Might as well start my own dance party...
bridge
Majoring in Babes and Brew
Here at Party U!
chorus
Part U.! Who made who?!
Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh!
Real funny, guys
I am my own best friend
here at Party U.