The mumbling prostitute
In a Paris cafe
Speaking English
Her shoes are on backwards
chorus:
Do I get a calling card
With a picture of the Eiffel tower
Free with purchase of your time
Or should I just eat more of my croissant
And shut up
Too much eye makeup
Your lipstick and your shoes don't match
Brings to mind an episode of Petticoat Junction
Your name is Mireille, so you wouldn't get it