Trotting through the woods Leaving craters behind it He knocks the panda away Runs right over the squirrel He's overweight Been inhaling Sunflower seeds He wears XXXL shirts That say "Bird Shirt" He's a trailer park hamster If he had a phone He'd be talking on it He works at Joe's (Used Furniture) And rides a Big Wheel That is, When he's not acting As the engine in Earl's lawnmower Even though he drinks Bud Lite He still gains weight Regularly "Them tube tops Is sexy." lyrics by Circus Boy