Lava soap won't help you It won't even try The hand dryer sits on the wall and laughs The paper towels will cry It's a bloody lavatory A gruesome sight to see Lavatory of Destruction It's shockingly unpleasant The sinks hunger for Flesh The toilet paper is made of barbed wire No one who goes in comes out alive And most don't come out at all Lavatory of Destruction Terrible song! lyrics by Bishop Lawrence