It was only yesterday
I was eating Grape Nuts
Because they'll keep you going all morning
But as I was taking a bite
I missed
And accidentally heaved my spoon across the room behind the stove
chorus
Now the stove stands between me and my spoon
And even though I could just get another spoon
I won't
Because I'm dumb
Man, I'm incredibly stupid
I tried to crawl behind the stove
But I guess I'm not a chinchilla, eh?
What do you do?
I called MacGyver, but he was washing his hair
So I guess I'll never see that spoon again
Oh, the wrenching sadness that is me