(lines by Circus Boy are in pink, Cap'n Munchies in gold,    Bishop Lawrence in blue, Caesar Salad in green) You have to work this weekend. I don't wanna work! Work overtime. What happened to when we were in high school man, we could just party? Now we have to make ends meet. Just 'cause we have kids. My hair's falling out. No friends. Hey, what happened to high school, man? I don't know. (heavy sigh) Hey Steve, I'm your single friend. You know, I don't have to pick up any kids. You're a remnant of the 70s. I know. I date quite a bit, but I'm completely unfulfilled. Man! I feel so tied down by my wife, man. I never saw the desert, man. What is this big meaningless nothing called life? I've never seen the ocean. Television said everything was supposed to work out, but it didn't. I don't trust Dr. Seuss. Dr. Seuss was wrong, man. I watched America put a man on the moon and yet... There's no love in your heart, I know what you're sayin'. We've all been there. My love died with Princess Diana. You know, she was-- she truly was the People's Princess. The Last Good Person on Earth. (singing:) Oh, Diana... (singing:) That car killed every one of us. Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? I think a little piece of us died that night. Just like the day the music died, man. (singing:) Princess Diana died of a heroin overdose. Ever since, I haven't been able to look at a needle the same way. That's the Crazy Train callin' for Princess Diana. Dude man, them angels they breathe fire on my head and I pick up a shovel and I said "SHOVEL! A HA HA HA HA HA HA!" We're all ridin', faster and faster, can't breathe, ????? (goes batshit crazy) lyrics improvised by Shag Bark Hickory