Oh, it was the other day when I saw her She was a hazard And she said to me Richard, you're a fool! Then she looked me in the eye And she said I'm a hazad She says I'm a hazard You don't need me in your life! Hazard is a place I like to live Hazard with you in myself Hazard, you're such a hazard Hazard How long do you think you could take being totally alone? A scientist in England named Smith (no relation!) Decided to answer that question By building...... By building an experimental soundproof room 9 feet by 9 feet by 7 and a half feet And suspending it with nylon ropes From the top of a huge building Volunteers went in to see the room To see how long they could last in it How long they had to wear padded fur gloves And heavy woolen sock to reduce any sensations of touch Hazard! They also wore translucent goggles to cut down on vision Dr Smith (no relation!) recorded the volunteers through a one way screen He could see in, but they could not see out Everything including eating meals Had to be done inside the box-like isolation Suspended high above the ground in midair off... lyrics improvised by Circus Boy