Brian: Those jeans are frosty But honey, it aint' cold outside The only thing cool About those jeans Is the guy wearing them 'Cause he bought them At JC Penney's at the Boulevard Mall in Crawfordsville Brian: Something Wesley from Mr. Belvedere wears It's Frosted Jeans mayhem Brian: If those jeans were cereal They'd be tasty Because they're frosted If those jeans were spandex Someone in Ja-hay-mestown Would wear them Brian: C'mon, baby, solo! Brian: OH THE JEANS HURT ME! Jason: Who them jeans hurtin'? Brian: They hurting me, baby! Jason: I can't feel my crotch! Brian: I go to the store and sit down and can't feel my legs after three minutes! OH TALK TO ME! Wooo! Jason: What kinda jeans is they? Brian: I say they's frosted jeans! Nasty frosted jeans! Jason: I can't fit no change in my pockets! Brian: Look at my feet, they're blue! Oh ha, yeah! Uh huh! That's the sound of them jeans crushing my family jewels Jason: I bought 'em at Pools Brian: I need some room! Jason: My scrotum can't breathe! AH SHIT! Brian: All right, bright it on back to Clarence Carter, boys! Brian: Even if they're in fashion That still doesn't change the fact The fact that my baby Is wearin' frosted jeans Jason: Who's baby's wearin' frosted jeans? Brian:My baby's wearin' frosted jeans! Brian: She look like a ho! Ho wearin' jeans We don't need no frosted jeans, baby, they make me blue! Tim: Someone carry on a conversation with this guitar! She's achin'...she's achin' to speak! Brian: Keep on playin' all night long, daddy! Tim: TALK TO IT!!! Jason: Ain't no guitar wearin' no frosted jeans! Brian: Cmon, guitar, you got more to say than that! Oh ho ho, baby! Jason: AAAARGH! I'm in a blues bar and I needs me some liquor. Brian: What's yer name, honey? Well, that's a pretty name. I'd name my kids that. They don't sound as good as you. They don't look as good as you, either! lyrics by Circus Boy with ad libs by the other 2