When Death comes calling Don't expect to come away with a low phone bill 'Cause Death calls collect Before he sends you to Hell The Reaper ain't got no callin' card So be ready to pay up 'Cause he talks for a long time And takes forever to shut up Death won't dial your personal 1-800 number And just keeps calling until you accept the charges Saying you're outside chopping lumber Won't stop the cold hands of Death DEATH CALLS COLLECT! (x4) lyrics by Bishop Lawrence