(citizen:) It's... it's the dead cart! (dead wagon driver:) Toss me your raccoons. I shall take your calves And take them to the market And kill them even though they're already dead. Give me your child! I mean, your cat! Is that a hamster? That hamster is rabid! I'm going to kill that hamster! Get out of the way! I'm gnarled-up little old man! I can't breathe because I'm wearing a mask that's too tight, My forehead is going to explode! Get out of the way, you stupid mule! Or I shall emasculate you! I drive the dead wagon, and I am the dead wagon driver. That cow has herpes! lyrics by Circus Boy