The other day I saw Corey Feldman He said, "Hey man, I have a 'cute butt'-- And all the 11 year old girls think I'm boss." He was rollerblading and wearing Oakleys Then Corey Haim pulled up in his low rider He flipped up his collar and said "I... I gotta shake!" Then REO Speedwagon proceeded to have a concert Corey Haim getting up on stage and doing vocals for the song "My Face Looks Like a Ham." Oh those Coreys Wearing Parachute pants And drinking Capri Suns They have feathered hair I wish I was Corey Haim slash Corey Feldman Because all truth dwells within their Perpetually 14-year-old bodies Oh those Coreys Wearing parachute pants And drinking Capri Suns They have feathered hair And they're number one! Yes! They're number one! lyrics by Circus Boy