Shut up! Shut up! No Christmas in July!
Shut up! Shut up! It's all a filthy lie!
Shut up! Shut up! You'll burn for heresy
Shut up! Shut up! Stop lying to me!
You say I'll save big money when it's Christmas in July
I guess I won't save any because you're stupid!
The 4th of July is in July, but Christmas isn't
I'm gonna give you the beat down of a lifetime!