Goody's Headache Powder takes away the pain Kyle Petty enjoys drinking Mello Yello Because... Mello Yello! There's Nothin' Mello! There's Nothin' Mello 'bout it! (scat) His friends call him "Love Handles" His wife is drunk She looks like a "drowned rat" Nibblin' on cheese No shirts in sight Only fading tattoos Brickyard Rock Rock at the Brickyard Brick at the Rockyard Yard Rock at the Brick Yard Yard Brick at the Rock Yard Rock Yard Brick Yard full of LARD Love Handles & his wife Drunk at the Brickyard lyrics by Circus Boy