Wind Machine!
I have back problems
Can't you see I have back problems?!
In fact, I have a vertebra spasm
Spasm!
Spasm!
I'd really like to have a beer
But my honkin' moustache
Gets in the way
That's right, I said "honkin'."
"Honkin'."
I'm oozing into middle-aged suburbia
I can't stand it!
I'm missing Home Improvement!
I'm missing Home Improvement!
I have a big gut and the bigger it gets the more ammo I buy
I enjoy shopping at Don's Guns
I loves Don's Guns
I really like eating at Hardee's
I really like eating at Hardee's
My life is a twisted mess of grotesque nothingness
Where's the Supply Boy?!
Give me a high five, Supply Boy!
Give me a high five!
Please give me a high five, Supply Boy,
I need a high five!
Where's my NRA Hat!?
Oh where is my NRA hat?
My NRA hat
It's an NRA hat
I have black hair