Here they come, and they aren't caroling What awkward memories they bring Their struts look painful and rigid And their perfect hair looks frigid chorus Too tough to smile Won't walk too fast Looks like he's having foot pain Nope - he's just looking dumb Why women dig them is beyond me They certainly don't fill me with glee Still can't escape the fact that His parents bought him that trendy hat chorus It's the Attack of the Cool Guys Purveying Immense Coolness Above the uncool peasants Of the region over Which they are the Cool Kings of lyrics by Circus Boy