Well, my daddy were proud even though he were poor I got a steak in my colon from nineteen ninety and four I got much love for the midwest -- you know how we do I got a tear in my eye for our Colts -- GO BLUE! But somethin' is turnin, something is new I gots to find a new pocket to put my hands into Somethin' quiet and tender like the guy I can be Somethin' done gone and put the hurt down on me because ART MUSEUMS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCK ART MUSEUMS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCK ART MUSEUMS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCK ART MUSEUMS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCK WELL Who is to praise? Who is to blame? Who is to praise? Well I dunno his name, but This guy like jerked off and mixed some blood in with it, man and put it in between two windows or something and made it smear all over the place and shit and then he took pictures of it and man, that shit looks like lava but its BLOOD AND COME, man, that's the shit that we're made of HUMAN VOLCANO (pronounced "volcanuh") IS WHAT I AM METALLICA DONE SHOWED ME WHAT MAKES A MAN And you sure look shapely, honey, without any arms, Come over here and embrace -- I mean let me embrace your charms Right behind the robot with the TV eyes Right below the small intestine stretched out to full size Right on this here pile of Chinese newspapers that just won full prize You know those books in Barnes and Nobles with the naked girls? They got 'em by the yard here and you know what unfurls No -- it's not that picture of the guy with the whip up his ass-- That shits gross man, that ain't art, that -- ahhhhh --- ART MUSEUMS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCK ART MUSEUMS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCK ART MUSEUMS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCK ART MUSEUMS MAKE ME WANT TO FUCK IN THE CAFE ON THE PATIO MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK (backing singers) BY THE PICTURES OF MURDER VICTIMS MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK ON TOP OF THAT THING THAT LOOKS LIKE A TRAIN CRASHED INTO A CONSTRUCTION YARD MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK RIGHT BEHIND THAT SET OF VIDEO SCREENS SHOWING ALL KINDS OF CRAZY SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS, MANY BUT THIS ART DONE GOT UNDER MY SKIN MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK IT AIN'T NO LAWNMOWER BUT IT'S BEAUTIFUL MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK I'LL TAKE TWO TO GO WITH NOTHIN' ON 'EM MAKES ME WANT TO FUCK (ad nauseam) lyrics by Cap'n Munchies