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Reporter's Day
Reporter's Day
Okay it's me your trusty reporter! I have been on the search for a new story to report about. Of course you all must remember my report on the underworld sex scandals of cybertown. I think I am going to do my report on rage in many forms. First let me introduce my new camera man.
Ken is a great addition to our team! Anyhow I found myself wandering the city streets with Ken in search of rage! Great place to look for it, overworked and underpaid people. All the things you need for rage!
The first person I met was Darlene she was leaving work from a medieval theme park and she was not happy!
Sherry (my real name):So why are you mad Darlene?
Darlene: Well let's see I am tired of having to go out and hunt stuff just to have some silly mage go out and steal my kills, this infuriates me the most!
Sherry: I see that can make a person mad.
Darlene: Well I have to go I see that punk over there who just jacked my kill for it's l3wt. He ain't getting away with my sh!t!
Well Darlene was in a hurry to catch up with that guy, so I guess we will try to get back to her later. I wonder what she has planned for that guy. On another note my camera man was on a mission to get some footage of road rage. Let's show the clip that you have.
Um, Ken I don't think that is the right footage! I sometimes wonder what we pay him to do.
Okay now this woman wasn't happy when we decided to interview her about rage. Of course this is when I found myself in big trouble. She told me to meet her downtown later. So I decided to wear some street clothes. I just knew I was in for something big. Anyhow I went down there and this girl started throwing punches. Hey I had to defend myself, So I did what all field reporters would do. I beat the mess out that girl. I didn't take self defense courses just to look good!
I have to give special thanks to my instructor Rayna. She taught me all I needed to know. Okay I know this was a dull article. Next time I will do another article on hidden sex rings then you'll be excited to read this crap!
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