| THINGS THAT ARE FUN |
| Calling ppl "tools" while they try to defend themselves(AKA Evan and Bryan) |
| Stealing Signs from construction sites and numerous locations |
| Walking up to a random person and beating him over the head w/ a large golf club, Fun isn't it? |
| One day deciding that everyone is your enemy |
| Blind Guys w/ Big Guns |
| Throwing cripples down large flights of stairs |
| Shooting up the playground w/ blanks |
| Shoving homemade explosives up the cat's ass |
| When some guy w/ a crazy eye asks you for a quarter... |
| When u poke that same guy in his crazy eye and then kick him in the balls and steal his change cup |
| "Reading" the "Newspaper" |
| Bombing Brown People, cuz they are the only ppl America does bomb |
| Rounding up a group of mexicans w/ false hopes and dreams of American life then having target practice |
| Watching jess fling shit at ppl and zack shit in a bag and throw at a car |
| Writing this fucking page for all u ppl who think i'm disturbed or just a nice guy |
| Going to the clearance sale at the Salvation Army |
| Concerts that suck so bad the band demands that u throw things at them as an apology |