| Top 10 Guilty Pleasures |
| 10.Countin Sheep in your pajamas-only its not sheep,its kids,and you're standing across the street from the special education scholl. |
| 9.Kitten stew. |
| 8.Knocking on a door, saying"Hello neighbor!",then throwing a flaming bag of excrement in their face and standing there laughing. |
| 7.Shouting"Terrorist Scum!"at cab drivers. |
| 6.Molesting Mannequins. |
| 5.Sliding a long wet fork into an electrical socket. |
| 4.Writing poetry on the walls of solitary confinement in your own feces. |
| 3.Knitting belly button lint mittens. |
| 2.Kicking pigeons. |
| 1.Having a good cry while watching "The Faces Of Death-Special Edition" DVD. |