Title: Drunk
Author: Illusion
Rated: G
Warning: ABSOLUTLY NONE! Mwaaahaha...Good wholesome fun...

Schwarz were drunk. WOAH Nelly were they drunk. Well, except for little Nagi, who was too young to drink, he was just jumpy from downing about a dozen Frappachinos. They all sat in the TV room given to them by their boss, Takatori. Brad Crawford was passed out on the couch, Schuldig was in a heap on the floor, Farfarello was sitting on top of the TV, and Nagi continuously ran around the room.
Nagi: (Running) Bunny...Bunny...Bunny...Bunny...Bunny...
Brad: (Sticking out a foot and tripping Nagi) Shut up Midget.
Nagi: *BOOM*

Just then Geist walked calmly into the room, looking gorgeous and perfect and just really cool.
Nagi: (O.O) MARIE! (Runs over to her and hugs) HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG...
Farf: Yummy (Eyes undress Rebecca, he blushes and falls headfirst off of the TV)
Schu: Mine Mine Mine Mine (Greedily reaches out hands like a child and grabs for Leigh)
Marie: (Stopped smiling after Nagi started squeezing her too hard) HELP ME!!!
Leigh: (Growls at Schu) It smells in here...
Rebecca: (Blush) Farfie-poodles?! Are you okay baby?! (Runs over to Farf and pats his head, Farf purrs.)
Following behind Geist comes Brittany, the second down from their boss Takatori. In her hands are the manila folders for the next mission.
Brit: (O.o)
Nagi: BRITTANY!!! (Runs and hugs her) HUG HUG HUG HUG HUG....
Marie: O.O NAGI! (*GROWL*) NAGI NAOE!!!!! COME OVER HERE RIGHT NOOOOOOW!
Nagi: (Sad puppy eyes, stops hugging Brit and walks away) Bye Brittany...(Sad wave)
Brit: Bye Nagi-kins. (Waves) OK...onto the mission. As you can see Schwarz will be helping you guys out on this......Uh....Um...Brad? Are you ok? (Looks at Brad...who's wiggling his eyebrows at her)
Brad: Heeeeey Baaaaby! (Stands up and starts to grope her) Want to get it on tonight?
Geist: (O.O)
Rebecca: (Smacks Brit on the head with her shoe) BRAD IS MINE!
Leigh: (Stops staring deeply into Schu's eyes and smacks Rebecca in the head with a cashmere pillow) NOOOOO MINE!!
Marie: MINE! (BOOOM...another expensive pillow)
Brit: (Screaming, trying to fend off pillows)
Leigh: MINE!
Marie: MINE!!
Rebecca: MINE!!!!!
Brad: (Falls over in an alcohol induced coma) X-X
Farf: (*SOB*) REBECCA!!!! WHY?!
Nagi: (Running around screaming) NOOO Marrrriee......I should have stayed with OMI!
Schu: OOOOH Foursome...SOMEONE GET SOME POP-CORN!

THE END