Title: Unwanted Interruptions
Authors: Raccoon of Blue and Shadow/Phantomness
Pairing: Championshipping/WataShi (Lance x Ash)
Fandom: Pokémon

Rating: R
Disclaimer: Pokemon belongs to Nintendo and Shogakukan Comics. This non-profit, non-copyright infringing fanfiction belongs to me under international copyright laws and taking it is plagiarism. Thank you. *Phantomness bows*

Notes: <> for telepathy, ** for thoughts, italics if a pokemon talks

Warnings: Shonen-ai, PWP, and Misty-bashing

 

Ash moaned as he glanced up at his lover, trying to muffle the noises he was making. Lance had tracked his pokedex and decided to surprise him with a visit just outside of Vermillion City. They had stopped at a small inn. It had been a long day of traveling, and Misty had been a loud, annoying bitch the entire way.

Then Brock had almost lost the map and Team Rocket had tried to steal Pikachu before Pidgeotto had blasted them off. In any case, the Pallet Trainer had been having a very bad day.

Needless to say, Ash had been extremely surprised when he opened the door of his room to find his boyfriend standing there. They had talked for a bit, but they soon started doing stuff that was way better. Mew, he had missed Lance’s touch! And now he was just trying to keep from moaning too loudly. He didn’t want Misty and Brock to find them!

For one, they didn’t even know that he was gay yet, much less that he was with the Champion of the Elite Four, Lance!

At least his day was a hell of a lot better now!

 

Lance grinned as he grabbed the boy's leaking prick. “Did you miss me?”

"Y-yeah." Ash managed to get the word out as Lance caressed his dick. The younger boy desperately tried to thrust into the hand. So close…

Lance bucked his hips harder as he squeezed Ash's cock. He gave a guttural cry as he thrust into that tight warmth. Yes, it had been far too long…

The kid was tight and hot underneath him. It felt great.

Ash arched against his lover and moaned loudly. He felt pleasure building up in him as he came. He didn't want to cum so soon but he couldn't help it. It had been far too long since he had seen his love last!

The Dragon Master smirked as he felt hot fluid gush over his hand. He pumped one more time and then shot his load.

 

Both boys were panting, out of breath. Suddenly, Ash froze as he heard footsteps. Someone was coming towards the room.

What was he going to do?

 

Lance blinked as the door opened. Hadn’t he locked it?

Misty's jaw dropped as she took in the scene.

“Misty! GET OUT OF HERE!” Ash shouted.

“Ash Ketchum! What are you doing here?” The redhead started whining. She couldn’t believe this! Ash was naked! With a boy!

"What does it look like?" He snapped.

Lance put an arm around him and glared at Misty. Ash quickly pulled a sheet up to cover their naked bodies.

He didn’t want Misty looking at him like that! * EEW! *

 

"You stop this right now!!" Misty said hysterically. "Ash has to be with me and no one else! I’m his destined girlfriend!"

“Excuse me, but I've been his boyfriend for three years!” Lance released Dragonite. "Restrain her."

Misty screamed...and did nothing else.

"Thanks a lot. She was getting on my nerves all the time." Ash said, kissing his boyfriend.

"Ah." Lance kissed him.

"She won't bother us anymore." Ash said happily, hugging Lance. Well, this was cheering. He hadn’t expected to be free from the harpy so soon.

Dragonite kept his paw over Misty's mouth.

 

"He's mine." Lance informed her.

Misty tried to say something, but no sounds came out. Instead, she began insanely shaking her head, trying to break free.

Ash was hers!

 

Lance turned to Ash, cupping him. "Right, pet?"

"Right!" Ash said happily, nodding. Finally, Misty gave up trying to get out of Dragonite’s hold.

"I don't share." The Dragon Master purred.

Misty screamed, "What are you going to do now?" But her voice was muffled. Dragonite waited for its trainer's command.

"Dragonite, Thunderwave."

 

The deadly electric attack did what it was expected and Misty didn't bother anybody anymore.

“Well, that’s that.” Lance ruffled Ash’s spiky hair.

The boy stared. “Yes! Now she’s gone! Thanks so much!”

“I’m sure we can find some way for you to thank me adequately,” Lance leered, pushing Ash back down on the bed.

            Chocolate brown eyes glittered with lust. “I’m sure you can.” He purred.

 

End Fic

Completed 11/17/07

Yes! Misty dies again! *Cheers*

Raccoon and I hate Misty too!

 

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