Hi everybody! Shadow here! :) I was going to quit campaigning for CCS subtitles, because Nelvana had taken down the viewings over Thanksgiving, but then I found out they were releasing more 'episodes' of the Sakura Card Arc, so... I decided to get back in business!

 

Disclaimer: I do not own CCS. It belongs to Clamp and Kodashi. I do not own CardCaptors. Nelvana does. CardCaptors DOES NOT EQUAL CCS!

 

Authoress' notes: This is meant to make fun of Nelvana. If you are a dubbie and don't like Nelvana bashing fics, DON'T READ! I AM WARNING YOU IN ADVANCE!

 

YKYHNWTMW( You know you hate Nelvana Way Too Much When...)

1. You go to Nelvana's website, find their contact info, and flame them daily.

2. Or hourly...

3. You read Nelvana is evil! fics.

4. You write Nelvana is evil! fics.

5. You have written more than one Nelvana is evil! fics.

6. You have read more than one of the Nelvana is evil! fics.

7. In fact, you have read ALL of them.

8. You visit the Flaming Geeks website and CardCaptors Uncensored website often.

9. You agree with this list.

10. You purify yourself by sitting in a circle of CLAMP manga, original Clow and/or Sakura cards, printouts of Anti-CardCaptors fanfiction, CCS artbooks, memory books, pictures, etc.

11. You wish your Clow cards were real, so you could destroy Nelvana.

12. You wish your (rare!) Sakura cards were real, so you could destroy Nelvan.

13. In fact, you wish that Moon Cards were real too, for the same reason.

14. You curse stores that sell CardCaptors merchandise.

15. The curse works! (Nobody bought the KIro plushie for six months!)

16. You buy CCS videos- subtitled ones.

17. You sign the petition (by Shadow) against Nelvana.

18. You are reading this list right now.

19. You STILL agree with it.

20. Everytime someone says SahKOORah, you freak and yell "Baka Nelvana! It's Sakura!"

21. And when someone says Avalon, you yell "Kinimoto!"

22. When Li or Li Showron is mentioned, you yell "It's Li Syaoran, baka Nelvana!"

23. You cringe whenever "Julian" and "Madison" are mentioned. (Alas, poor Yukito and Tomoyo. Losing your name...)

24. You wish Nelvana would get people to pronounce Clow, Kero, Sakura, and Yue correctly.

25. "Key of Clow! Power of Magic! Power of Light! Surrender the Wand, the Force ignite! Release and Dispell!" Is enough to send you into rages.

26. The same goes for "Source of Light With Ancient Spin Send forth the magic Magin within! Force, know my plight, Release the light!

Lightning!"

27. You know exactly where Nelvana's cuts and edits are in each episode- and you point them out to your poor CCS deprived friends.

28. You feel sorry for all those poor souls with only the dub to watch.

29. You cheer every time Nelvana is criticized for showing CardCaptors!

30. You STILL agree with this list.

 

And, um, that's all I have to say for now...

 

The END! I bet a lot of dubbies are sighing in relief now...

 

Anyways, please review!

Completed January 1, 2002