Grant me the serenity
To accept the things I cannot change
The courage to change the things I cannot accept
And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people
I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
Also help me to be careful
Of the toes I step on today as they
May be connected to the butt
That I might have to kiss tomorrow.
And God, grant me the
Senility
To forget the people I never liked anyway,
The good fortune to run into the ones I do,
And the eyesight to tell the difference.
