By: Hishippo
Genre: Humor/General
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I don�t own Inuyasha, he doesn�t wear a collar.
Or have a license, I mean, even if he didn�t I wouldn�t be able to read it. Since when could foxes read? Anyway, how could it make sense to me?
Ahhhhh . . . just leave me alone! Inuyasha is not mine; I don�t know who owns him. Remember - I can�t read.
�You see the equation will all add up in the end. Any questions, class?� said Miss Zoo, Kagome�s high school math teacher.
Well, what kind of class did Miss Zoo have anyway? Nearly half of the class was asleep, another quarter was chattering in the back, and well, Kagome counted in the �I-am-listening-but-not-paying-close-enough-attention-to-care� section of the class.
Miss Zoo was, well, ugly. She had a large wart on her nose and was often a bit queer. Occasionally she would shout out odd things at odd times. Things such as: �Tom! Your butt is on fire!� or �Hishippo, stop throwing spitballs at Irusai!� or �Don�t come into my class with your ugly face, Lucius!� Okay, so the Hishippo throwing spitballs at Irusai could have been true, but in this fanfiction it wasn�t.
Feeling for about the thirtieth time, a piece of paper hit the back off Kagome�s head, she decided to finally read the note she was passed by her friend. They were obsessed with silly things that would only make Miss Zoo angrier and uglier than she already was.
�Are you coming to the New Year�s Party at my house?� the note said. Ummm . . . what party? thought Kagome.
Another note hit the back of her head.
�Do you even know about the party?� the next note mentioned. No not really . . . I don�t read anything your notes say. I don�t really listen to half of the conversations you try to include me in.
Kagome turned around to answer but the sharp �Ahem� of Miss Zoo�s voice turned her around. The bell rang and the room fell silent.
�You are excused--" started Miss Zoo, but as soon as she had said those words, the class had vanished.
While Kagome was walking home, she spotted her friends running towards her.
�How are you feeling Kagome? Did the doctor say you can begin to go to school regularly?� they exclaimed.
