Saruman walked along the road, heading northwest, the miserable excuse
for a man, Grima Wormtongue,
slinking along at his feet.
The once-great wizard muttered angrily to himself as he went, ignoring
his traveling companion
unless it was to snap at him or kick him out from underfoot.
"Ruined my tower, my home, will they? Break my staff, will they? Cast
me from my place at the
head of the Istari Council, will they? Fools! They are fools to do
these things and think me
beaten. I am not as stupid as they would have me appear." He grinned
evilly. "Do they really
think that one so wise as I would concentrate my forces so badly? Do
they really think that I
would not have forseen the possibility of this happening and had contingency
plans? Fools!"
For hours, the two walked; fallen wizard and groveling lackey. They
stopped when they got to a
smallish stone obelisk at the side of the road; a weather-worn road
marker. There, Saruman
turned from the road and walked into the trees to the right of it,
looking for a specific tree.
"Where is it?" he muttered, looking around as he walked. "That's not
it. No, that's not it,
either. No. No. No. Aha! There it is!"
Saruman hurried over to the tree. It was cracked vertically for perhaps
the first ten feet of
its trunk, the crack wide enough to slip an hand inside... or other
things. Pushing up the
sleeve of his worse-for-wear robes, Saruman stuck his hand into the
crack in the tree and pulled
out... an elaborately tooled leather scroll-case.
He frowned at it, dropped it to the ground and reached back in.
Two more scroll-cases, a bit of carved bone, a stringless bow and three
books of Elvish love
poetry later, the wizard was becoming annoyed.
/People who stick things in other peoples' secret hiding spots should
be turned into something
tasty and eaten,/ he thought to himself, frowning. /Preferably alive./
His fingers touched
slick, polished wood. He grabbed the thing, pulled it from the tree.
/Finally!/ he thought in
satisfaction, grinning.
/Fools they were to think that I had only *one* staff! Now for some
revenge! But against who?
Those friends of Gandalf's? No. Gandalf himself?/ The very thought
sent a shudder through him.
/The hobbits! But I've already got revenge-plans for their horrid little
land. Who was
ultimately responsible for sending those... people... out against me?/
Saruman's face grew dark
with anger. /Elves, of course. They always stick their noses into everybody
else's business.
Those... people... left Rivendell after that council held by Elrond.
And the original group was
aided by that twit, Glorfindel./ He smiled, a vicious smile full of
a dark and twisted humor.
/Elrond and Glorfindel. *They* shall be the ones to suffer my revenge.
They look out over the
affairs of Middle-Earth as if they were parents watching over wayward
children./ The smile
widened. /Now let those roles be reversed! And to add to the confusion,
let that be only for a
certain part of the day!/
Saruman gripped his staff tightly, began the incantation even as evening's
darkness grew thicker
about him.
Elrond and Glorfindel, along with many other Elves, were in the Hall
of Fire that evening,
listening to the tales and songs being told or sung.
It was a pleasant evening; the skies were clear, the stars beginning
to come out against the
darkening blue of the sky. A warm summer breeze blew gently throughout
the valley of Rivendell,
and most windows were open to allow for its refreshing passing.
It was during the middle of the singing of the epic ballad of Beren
and Luthien that both Elrond
and Glorfindel were stricken.
Rising abruptly from his high seat even as Glorfindel doubled over with
a barely-choked-off cry,
Elrond clutched at his abdomen and the flaming pain that had suddenly
awakened therein. He stood
hunched over an his dais, unable to straighten up.
"Father?" a voice asked in concern.
Full of spreading pain, it was all he could do to recognise the voice as that of his son Elladan.
"Father, what is it? What's wrong?" Elladan asked. He grabbed hold of
his father's arm, guided
him down to sit on the cool floor.
The hall was silent save for the crackling of flame and the occasional
hushed murmur among the
gathered people.
Elrond could not answer his son's query; at that moment it was all he
could do to simply keep
back the pained scream that was building in him. If Glorfindel's soft
moans were any indication,
he was feeling the same thing.
The pain spread from his abdomen all through him, into every limb and
appendage until it felt
like he was on fire.
Then, as abruptly as it had come, the pain was gone.
Elrond took a deep, shuddering breath, then abother. He raised a trembling
hand and wiped chill
sweat from his forehead. Slowly, he stood, straightened his robes.
"I am well," he said clearly, strongly.
"As am I," Glorfindel said, coming up beside him with Elrohir close behind him.
Elrond looked over those assembled, then once again sat on his ornately
carved chair. "Continue,"
he said to the Elf whose song had been interrupted.
With that, the conversations in the Hall resumed, the balladeer began
to sing once more, starting
over from the begining.
Part 2
Elrond and Glorfindel were walking in the moonligt garden in the chill
of the fading night,
followed closely by a concerned Elladan and Elrohir.
For the sixth time that night, Elrond sighed in frustration and stopped
walking, then turned to
face his sons.
"For the last time," he said in exasperation. "I am quite all right,
as is Glorfindel. There is
no reason for you to continue to follow us like this."
"But, Father, we are concerned for you," Elladan said. "You were the only two so stricken."
"Perhaps so," Elrond conceded. "But we are well now."
"For how long? Father, you told us yourself that you didn't know what
had happened. How can you
be so certain that it will not happen again, worse than before?" Elrohir
said. "If something
were to happen-"
"Nothing is going to happen, Elrohir," Elrond said. "I am happy that
you are so concerned for me,
but I assure you that I am now quite well."
"But for how long?" Elladan asked as grey false-dawn light spread across
the land, though much of
Rivendell remained in shadow.
"Enough!" Glorfindel said. "As my Lord said, we are both quite well."
Just then, the Sun peeked her firey edge over the mountains on the horizon.
Elrond and Glorfindel both stiffened abruptly in shocked pain, brief,
quickly choked-off cries of
pain escaping them.
Even as the twins hurried forward, the two great Elven lords fell limp to the dew-wet grass.
Then Elladan and Elrohir arrived at the side of the collapsed Elf-lords,
who were just beginning
to stir from their positions on the ground. Their clothes seemed to
have grown many sizes in the
past moments. Then the twins gasped in shock as the truth of the matter
revealed itself... or
rather, *themselves*.
Sitting up slowly in the great puddles of loose clothing, yawning widely
as if just now coming
awake, were two young Elves. Two *very* young Elves. Rather, one Elf
and one Half-Elf.
As the twins stood there staring at the two, disbelieving shock running
through them, the two
young ones looked to them with bright eyes and giggled.
The Elflings then stood, the overlarge clothing falling effortlessly
from the small bodies. They
giggled at the twins one last time, then turned and ran away deeper
into Rivendell, nude as the
day they were born.
"F-Father?" Elladan managed to stutter, staring absently after them in shock. "G-Glorfindel?"
Elrohir shook himself, rose quickly to his feet. "Come, brother!" he
said, shaking his twin
slightly, enough to shake him from his dazed state. "We have to catch
them! They're getting
away!"
"Wha-? Oh. Oh!"
Together, the twins ran off into the light of the new day, following
the trail in the drying dew
on the grass and the sound of those carefree giggles.
Part 3
Elladan and Elrohir followed the sound of high-pitched giggles. They
could not believe how *fast*
those two skinny younglings could run! They'd been chasing the two
for nearly a quarter-hour and
still hadn't caught up.
The twins paused at the sudden stop of the giggles, looked at each other
in alarm. They'd *never*
catch their father-child and little Glorfindel if the two were quiet!
But then, just as the twins were beginning to get truly worried, they
heard two heavy-sounding
splashes, then the giggles began again, this time accompanied by small
yips and yells, as well as
yet more splashes.
The twins started running again, gaining quickly on the giggles and
yelps as the boys seemed to
have quit running. They burst into a small clearing, took in the sight
before them and groaned
in distress.
They had found the boys. Unfortunately, the *boys* had found something
as well: a mud puddle.
And not just a *normal* mud puddle. *This* had to be the mother of
all mud puddles; full of
thick black mud, perhaps six inches deep, wider in all directions than
the twins were tall.
Elrond and Glorfindel were wrestling in the mud, rolling over and over
in the black stuff, mud
clinging to them until it was impossible to tell the slimy figures
apart at any distance. They
were having a great time, trying to shove each other down in the puddle,
trying to force each
other to eat handfulls of mud. They were covered in black mud from
head to foot, their long hair
matted with it, the color of the strands hidden.
"Father... Glorfindel," Elladan moaned.
Elrohir whimpered slightly; the boys must have been wearing *at least*
ten pounds of mud each.
Then he straightened, a determined light growing in his dark eyes.
"Fa-Elrond!" he called. "Glorfindel!"
The boys paused in their playing, looked over with twin expressions
of innocence, which was quite
astonishing considering that one was lying full-length on his back
in the mud and the other was
sitting on his chest with a handful of mud slowly oozing from one hand
to plop to the puddle,
hand poised close to the other's face.
"Get out of the mud!" Elrohir said harshly, voice firm and unyielding.
Wearing expressions of muddy annoyance, the boys climbed out of the
mud, the thick stuff letting
them go with obscene smacking, slurping noises somewhat reminiscent
of some indelicate bodily
noises. The sounds made the two mud-covered young ones laugh.
"You do *not* play in mud puddles," Elladan said firmly, at last getting
over his distress enough
to help his brother.
"But it's *fun*," one of the boys said, tone both pouting and whining.
"That doesn't matter. No playing in mud puddles."
The boys didn't seem too happy about that. Then one leaned over, whispered
something in the
other's dirty ear. The second nodded. Then, before the dark-haired
twins could even react, the
two were off and running again.
"Not again," Elrohir groaned. Then he paled. "Elladan."
"What?"
"They're heading toward Father's house."
"So?" Then Elladan's eyes widened. "Oh! Oh, no!"
The twin sons of Imladris' lord ran as fast as they could toward their
home, each imagining the
sheer *damage* the two Elflings could cause simply by tracking all
that mud in.
They *had* to catch those two younglings!
Part 4
"No!" the child shrieked, loud enough to make Elrohir wince. Slender
arms thrashed, long skinny
legs kicked and the thin body squirmed in an effort to get away.
Elrohir hung on stubbornly, even as he knew his legs would be black
and blue come morning. He
held the child-Elrond firmly about the middle, trying without much
success to get the boy into
the bath.
Elladan, standing not far to his right, was being similarly assaulted by a shrieking Glorfindel.
The twins had so far been unsuccessful in getting their charges to put
so much as a muddy toe
into the bath, the children seemingly terrified of water.
"Get in the bath," Elrohir hissed from between clenched teeth. He tried
once again to press the
child into the pool, again failed as Elrond clung to him with hands
and feet. "Elrond, if you
didn't want to take a bath, you shouldn't have been playing in that
mud puddle with Glorfindel."
"He started it!" the mud-covered Elrond-child protested loudly.
"Did not!" came the response from the equally-muddy Glorfindel-child.
"Did too!"
"Did not!"
"Too, too, too!"
"Not, not, not!"
"Enough!" yelled Elladan. The boys stopped yelling at each other, glared
muddily at him.
Elladan sighed, silently asked the Valar for the patience to deal with
these two. Then
inspiration struck. "Whoever gets clean first-"
"Gets to shove a handful of mud down the loser's throat?" Elrond asked
gleefully, a mischievous
gleam in his dark eyes as he eyed the other boy, who glared and stuck
out his tongue.
"No," Elladan said. "Whoever gets clean first *doesn't* have to help
clean up the mud you two
tracked all over the house."
He looked to his twin as Glorfindel's struggles changed, saw that Elrond,
like Glorfindel, was
now struggling with all his might to get to the bath. Neither boy doubted
in the least that the
nasty Elladan *would* make one of them clean the mess.
The twins shared a look, then both released the boys at the same time.
It was impossible to see which of the two hit the water first. Soon, both were covered with soap.
Elladan and Elrohir stood back, well pleased, with sighs of relief.
Surely, things would go
better from here on out!
Then, the water-fight started.
Ten minutes later, a soaked and dripping Elrohir looked to his equally
drenched twin, a lock of
dark, dripping hair hanging limply down between his dark eyes.
"How did this happen?" he asked in disbelief, staring around the disaster
area that was the
bathhouse. Puddles were everywhere. Elrond and Glorfindel, newly scrubbed
clean, dry and
wrapped in huge towels, stood with innocent expressions near the doorway
out.
"I don't know," Elladan said. "All I know is that *they* started it!"
Elrond took that moment to speak. "I finished getting clean first," he said.
Elrohir nodded. "Yes, you did," he said. "And that means that you, Glorfindel,
have to- hey!
Get back here! Glorfindel!"
But the boy was gone, running away quickly, clad only in the large towel.
He did *not* want to
clean up an icky mess *that* big!
"Come, brother," Elladan said, resigned. "Let's get Fa- Elrond to bed
for a nap. We'll send
some servants out after Glorfindel."
"Nap?" Elrond yelped, his dark eyes narrowed. "No! I don't want to go
to sleep! No!" He
stubbornly set his jaw, crossed his skinny arms over his small chest
and glared. Those two big
meanies were tricky. He'd have to remember that.
The twins sighed, seeing another battle ahead of them.
Part 5
Elladan and Elrohir walked slowly through the halls of their father's
house. They were slowed by
the squirming, towel-clad Elrond that they held between them, each
twin holding fast to one thin
arm. Elrond was leaning back in their grip, his bare feet set against
the slick floor ahead of
him, trying to stop his forward movement... with little success.
"Stop dragging your feet," Elrohir said, teeth gritted together in annoyance.
"No!" Elrond cried. "I don't want a nap! I want to play, not sleep! No!"
"You can't play now," Elladan said, as annoyed with the child as his
twin. "You can after your
rest. Now stop this."
But the child-Elrond refused to comply; kept dragging his feet and struggling
constantly to get
free of their firm grip. "Let me go!" he screeched.
Elladan and Elrohir scowled at the looks some of Imladris' inhabitants
were giving them upon
seeing them hauling the small child around like they were. One Elf
even stopped them to berate
the twins over their lack of manners and threaten to tell their father
on them. He was left
staring after them in bewilderment when they simply laughed grimly
and continued on past him.
At last, the three reached Elrond's suite of rooms.
Upon entering the bedroom, Elrohir lifted Elrond off his feet with his
arms around the boy's
waist, wincing as the boy's kicking feet connected with his already-bruised
shins. Elladan went
around and locked all the doors and windows, locking them in the room.
Only once all the exits
were locked did Elrohir release the boy.
Child-Elrond hurried away from the twins, staring at them distrustfully.
Then, keeping an eye on
them at all times, he wandered around the room, peeking into everything.
Elladan looked to his twin. "We have to get him some clothes," he said.
"He can't go around in
a towel all the time."
Elrohir nodded. "I know where our old outgrown clothes are stored. I'll
go and bring a chest of
them here."
Elladan and Elrond watched as Elrohir left, his twin locking the door behind him.
Left alone, the two stared at each other. Then Elrond's attention was
distracted from the
staring match by something that was, to him, *much* more important.
His dark eyes widened as he
stared at the huge bed, then a sneaky smile snuck across his face.
With a whoop of delight, he
ran at the piece of furniture, climbed up on it and proceded to jump
all over it, up and down, up
and down, giggling like a maniac all the while.
"Fa- Elrond!" Elladan said, scowling at the boy. "No jumping on the bed!"
/I can't believe I just told that to my own father!/ he thought in disbelief.
/It was usually
*him* telling Elrohir and I!/
Elrond just paused long enough to stick out his tongue and stare at
him cross-eyed for a moment
before beginning again, the towel slipping slightly with each bounce.
"Stop," Elladan said, somewhat helplessly. /How did Father get us to
stop?/ he wondered. /Oh,
yes./ "Stop that right now unless you want a good spanking!"
Elrond just bounced to the center of the bed, out of Elladan's reach
from all sides of the bed.
He giggled at the twin's expression.
/How does he manage to get that much bounce out of a feather bed?/ Elladan
wondered as he watched.
Then he shook himself. /Well, if he won't get off of the bed, I guess
I'll have to get *on*./
Elrond's bright eyes narrowed when the other climbed onto the bed. He
let out a small yelp when
the twin reached out to grab him, then he retaliated. Grabbing up one
of the feather pillows at
the head of the bed, he began to beat Elladan over the head with it,
showing no mercy.
Buffeted from every direction with the pillow by the quick and agile
youngling, Elladan was
quickly overwhelmed, reduced to kneeling on the bed, arms up to cover
his face as the pillow beat
at him from everywhere at once. "Elr-" he began, cut off by a pillow
blow to the face.
That was how Elrohir found them when he returned. He had knocked on
the door for his twin to let
him in, but when the door didn't open, he pressed his ear to it to
find out what delayed him. He
heard what was obviously the sound of a struggle, decided Elladan needed
his help. Quickly, he
ran down to his father's library, where he kept a spare key to the
room, the ran back and
unlocked the door. A small smile twitched upon his face when he saw
his brother, who could hold
off a dozen frenzied orcs without even breaking a sweat, completely
at the mercy of a pillow-
wielding half-Elf child.
"Need help, Elladan?" he asked casually as he locked the door behind
him after bringing in the
chest of clothes he had gone to seek.
A muffled sound came from the beleagered figure on the bed, which Elrohir
took to be a plea for
help. Taking a moment, he stood back and studied the scene, trying
to figure out the best way to
tackle both this situation and their previous problem. Finally deciding
that the child was more
likely to comply with them about taking a nap if he were exhausted,
Elrohir went to the bed,
grabbed up a pillow, climbed up and smacked the child with it, joining
in the fight.
"Don't worry, Elladan!" he called laughingly. "I'll rescue you!"
Elrond, his initial shock at the pillow-blow fading quickly, laughed.
It was apparent that he
had no problems with Elrohir joining in his game. He began to hit at
the second twin as well as
the first.
/What is Elrohir doing, playing with him like this?/ Elladan wondered.
Then he saw the child
yawn slightly between blows. He smiled as well. /If we can just get
him tired enough that he
actually *wants* to sleep.../
And so Elladan also grabbed up a pillow, struck back at his tormentor,
laughing at the small
squeak of surprise from the young one, the deeper one from his twin
as he struck out at *him* as
well.
Then it was everyone for themselves as the pillow-fight began in earnest.
***
It was perhaps a half-hour later before the three collapsed, panting,
to the bed, tired smiles
on all three faces. Elrond's towel had fallen off completely sometime
during the fight and he
lay curled up at Elrohir's side, still hanging onto a corner of the
pillow with one small hand,
even as he started to shiver as the warmth of exertion began to wear
off.
The twins felt the shivers start, sat up with small sighs. They hadn't
had that much fun for
quite a while. But now they had to get the child dressed and back to
bed for a nap.
"Come on, Elrond," Elrohir said as he climbed out of the bed. He walked
over to the chest,
opened it. "Come and put on some clothes."
Chilled, the naked boy let the pillow go and went over, followed closely by Elladan.
Pulling out a nightshirt that used to belong to Elladan, Elrohir pulled
it over Elrond's head,
dressing him. Once the boy was clothed, he was sat down on a stool
by the fireplace while
Elladan ran a comb throught the tangled strands of dark hair. While
his twin did that, Elrohir
put the bed back to rights; most of the blankets had migrated to the
floor during the fight, and
those that remained were skewed. The pillows were scattered. As he
worked, Elrohir could hear
the boy's small yelps when Elladan caught the comb on a tangle and
pulled hair. Then he heard a
louder yelp from Elladan. Looking over, he saw that Elrond was now
in posession of the comb and
had tangled it up in Elladan's hair and was yanking on it in retaliation
for every time his own
hair had been pulled.
Then a huge yawn broke free from the boy, who blinked sleepily.
"Elrond," Elrohir called from the newly-made bed. "Come over here. Aren't
you tired after that
pillow-fight? Why don't you lay down and rest for a little while?"
Elrond saw through the ruse. He frowned, the effect a little lessened
by the huge yawn that
escaped him. "I'm not sleepy." He yawned again. "I'm not."
The twins smiled. He was just about done in, they could tell. If they
could just get him to lie
down for a moment, they were sure that he would be asleep in no time.
Elladan carefully untangled the comb from his hair, then walked over
to the bed, lay down on it
on his back. "Well if you're not tired, I am," he said. "I need to
lie down, just for a little.
I'm not sleeping, though."
Elrond wandered slowly over. "You're not sleeping?" he asked.
"No."
"If I lay down too, I don't have to sleep either, do I?"
"No. You could just lie there for a while, until you don't feel tired anymore."
Elrond considered this carefully for a long moment before nodding. He
climbed onto the bed, then
over Elladan to lay beside the twin. He looked to Elrohir. "You lying
down too?"
Elrohir climbed onto the bed on Elrond's other side. "Yes."
The three lay down on the bed, stared up at the high ceiling. The twins
pulled the blankets up
over the three of them, then they simply lay there, waiting. Waiting....
Ten minutes later, Elladan looked across the small sleeping form to
meet his twin's dark gaze.
With matching smiles, the two climbed out of bed, careful not to wake
the boy who slept there.
They stretched widely and yawned. That day had been one of the most
exhausting that they'd ever
had, and it wasn't even over yet!
Elrond lay in his bed, hair spread around his head on the pillow. His
small child-body was
nearly swallowed up by the huge, luxurious bed, the small lump of him
in the middle of the bed
nearly invisible in the thick blankets and soft feather-mattresses.
Asleep, the child looked innocent, completely unlike the little troublemaking
brat the twins had
discovered him to be. Who would have thought that their always-calm,
rational, responsible
father would have turned out to be such a little demon as a child?
Elladan looked with exhaustion-tinged eyes to his twin, who stood beside
him looking every bit as
tired as *he* felt. Even their *hair* drooped with exhaustion. "Elrohir?"
he asked.
Elrohir turned his face to his brother. "Yes, Elladan?" came the tired voice.
"If I ever even *think* of having children after this, I want you to
*hit* me," Elladan said. He
looked to the child, then back to his brother. "Hard," he added.
Elrohir chuckled tiredly. "Only if you promise to do the same for me,"
he said. Then he shook
his head, straightening slightly. He sighed. "You stay here with Fa-
Elrond," he said.
"I'll go see if the servants managed to catch Glorfindel yet."
Elladan nodded. "Good luck, brother," he said as the other left.
A tired sigh was his only reply.
Part 6
Elven servants of Elrond's household were moving through the Lord of
Imladris' private gardens,
having been ordered by Elrohir to find a small golden-haired Elf-child.
All they knew about the
child was his physical description and the fact that he was hiding
*somewhere* in the valley.
They didn't know his name or why he was hiding from them, or even why
Elrohir wanted him found
and brought in. Why weren't the child's parents tending to this?
Having determined that the child was not in the gardens, the servants
continued with their search,
as they had been ordered to do up until the child was found, no matter
how long it took. They
left the gardens, closing the gate behind them. Perhaps the child would
head for the pools for
swimming?
Perhaps five minutes after the servants had left the garden, a bush
rustled, some of its branches
parting to reveal the somewhat scratched- though clean- face of the
child Glorfindel. Bright
eyes scanned the gardens for stragglers. Seeing none, the face sank
back into the concealing
foliage. The bush rustled wildly before regurgitating the towel-clad
boy onto the grassy pathway.
Glorfindel landed facefirst on the ground, his legs following quickly
after, rolling him in a
somersault to end up lying flat on his back. His towel had gotten caught
on one of the branches
and come undone. Naked, Glorfindel sat up. He shivered in the slight
breeze, yanked his towel
back from the clinging bush and wrapped it haphazardly about himself.
A small giggle escaped him. Those people had been looking for him, he
was sure of it. But he
was Glorfindel, the *best* when it came to playing hide-and-seek. They'd
be looking for a long
time, but they wouldn't find him until he wanted to be found. And since
Elladan had said that he
had to clean up the mud-mess in the house, he didn't want to be found
*at least* until that was
already cleaned up.
He giggled again at another thought: The other boy, who had said his
name was Elrond, hadn't
taken the chance to run when Glorfindel had. He'd heard Elladan's pronouncement
of naptime and
the other boy's response. Glorfindel smiled; Elrond should have known
better than to stay with
the grown-ups who had threatened them with chores. They *obviously*
weren't to be trusted.
He cast a bright-eyed glance up at the Sun. It was still quite a way
from the horizon. Now that
the seekers were gone and wouldn't be back for a while, what should
he do?
His stomach rumbled, answering *that* question; he had to find something
to eat. But where? He
*could* try sneaking into the kitchens, but they were sure to be full
of Elves that knew to catch
him. Even *he* couldn't stay hidden there.
Then he smacked himself upside the head. /Silly,/ he thought. /You're
in a *garden*. There
*has* to be food in here *somewhere*./
And so Glorfindel wandered around the garden, keeping a sharp ear out
for the sound of anyone
approaching.
/Flowers. Flowers. Flowers. Bushy plant thing. Flowers. Whoever planted
this garden has a
thing for flowers,/ he thought, a frown on his small face. /Flowers.
More flowers. Aha!
Food-plants!/
Glorfindel sank to his knees in the dirt of the small vegetable patch
and started putting
together a small feast. Carrots were pulled up, the small ones being
jabbed back into the ground.
A few mostly-ripe tomatoes were yanked off their vines. Leaves from
salad-plants were ripped off
their plants. Then the boy spotted the berry-patch.
Abandoning the vegetables, he ran to the berries, plopped down in the
patch and started plucking
the ripe fruits, his hands moving swiftly between the plants and his
mouth. Raspberries,
blackberries, blueberries, currants... all made the quick one-way trip
into Glorfindel.
He ate and ate the berries until he was nearly sick, then walked slowly
back to his bushy hiding
place, clutching at his full stomach. He stared at it for a moment,
remembering the way he'd had
to hold on to the branches to keep himself hidden. He knew that in
his full and sleepy condition
he would probably fall asleep and end up on the ground, in plain sight.
That meant that he'd
have to find another hiding place.
Sharp eyes scanned the gardens, ended up on a thickly-leaved rosebush
thicket. That was it.
That was the perfect place to hide.
Glorfindel went over to the thicket, saw the long thorns of the roses.
Ignoring them, he wormed
his way into the center of the thicket, finding a small clear space
in there. Ignoring the fresh
scratches on his skin, he wrapped his towel closely about him, curled
up and fell asleep in the
leafy green-dark.
Part 7
Elladan looked up from his silent vigil as Elrohir came quietly back
into their Father's room.
After a last look at the sleeping half-Elf child, Elladan rose and
went over to his twin.
"Any luck?" he asked softly, careful not to awaken the sleeping one.
Elrohir shook his head. "No. They're still looking. Apparently, Glorfindel
is both fast *and*
good at hiding." He looked to Elrond. "He hasn't awakened yet?"
"No. There were a few times I thought he might, but then his sleep deepened
again. Even so, he
will probably wake soon." He looked to his twin. "Stay here with him.
I'll go get him
something to eat from the kitchens."
Elrohir went over and sat in the chair that his brother had occupied.
He heard the door close
softly behind the other, then looked to the small one in the bed. He
smiled. /Fa-Elrond is cute
when he's asleep,/ he mused. /I wonder if he looked like this when
he really *was* this young?
And was he such a brat?/
***
Elladan returned to the room, a covered tray of food in his hands. He
chuckled at the sight that
greeted him as he closed the door behind him, then set the tray down
on the small table nearby.
Elrond had apparently awakened while he'd been away on his errand, and
Elrohir was playing with
him in an effort to keep him out of trouble until Elladan returned.
His twin was down on the
floor on all fours, crawling around. Elrond was astride his back, hands
tangled in the other's
dark hair, kicking Elrohir's sides with his small feet, giggling all
the while.
Elladan winced, his own bruises aching in sympathetic pain upon seeing
Elrond once again kick
Elrohir in the sides, pulling at the dark hair.
"Go faster, horsie!" Elrond giggled. Kick. "Faster!" Kick, kick. "When
I'm big, I'm going to
have a horse of my own, you know," he said confidentially. "He's going
to be white with black
spots. He's going to be very fast, faster than the wind." Another kick.
"Go faster!"
"Food," Elladan called. He bit back a laugh at the obvious relief on
Elrohir's face when Elrond
slid off his back.
The small one ran over to the table, lifted the silver up from over
the food. He studied the
food on the plate, then dropped the dome back down. He stuck out his
tongue with a grimace of
disgust. "Yuck. That's not food, it's *vegetables*!"
"Vegetables *are* food, Elrond" Elladan said.
"No, they're not," came the reply. The thin arms crossed stubbornly
over the small chest. "Go
get *real* food."
"Real food?" asked Elrohir.
The small head nodded. "Yes. Real food. You know, cookies and cake and candy and berries."
"That's for *after* you eat, Elrond," Elrohir said. "First, you have to eat your vegetables."
"No."
The twins shared a look and sigh. Their father ate his vegetables, *liked*
them. How were they
to get this small version of him to eat them? Another sigh. This was
going to be messy.
"Come here, Elrond," Elladan said. "Let's get the nightshirt off."
"Why?" came the question as the boy stared at them in suspicion.
"Because you *are* going to eat that food, and we don't want you to
get the clothes all messy.
It's easier to clean bare skin." He grabbed hold of the nightshirt,
pulled it off the small one.
"Now you sit at the table, and don't leave it until you've eaten all
your food."
"No."
"Elrond."
"No."
The twins shared another Look.
Yes, this was definitely going to be messy.
***
A half-hour passed. The Sun was perhaps five minutes from the horizon.
The twins sat on either side of the child, who squirmed unhappily as
he sat on the very edge of
the chair, naked. A plate of food sat on the table in front of him,
still mostly full.
Both of the twins, as well as Elrond, were liberally splattered with
the food they were trying to
get the child to eat. They *knew* that the boy was old enough to feed
himself, but the problem
was that he *wouldn't*. Apparently he'd developed his like for vegetables
after he'd grown.
Elladan closed his eyes in frustration as the spoonful of shredded greens
he'd just fed Elrond
was spit forcefully onto his face. He already had mashed carrot on
his forehead and in his hair,
as did Elrohir. As he felt the green mess slowly sliding down his face,
his patience finally
wore out.
"Elrohir," he snapped, "hold him."
Just as frustrated as his twin, Elrohir smiled grimly. He slipped behind
Elrond, slipping his
arms around the child, pinning the small arms with their sticky, food-flinging
hands firmly
against the thin sides.
Child-Elrond let loose a shriek of outrage, kicked his feet, hitting
nothing, squirmed in the
other's hold, trying and failing at trying to get away.
The Sun sank below the horizon even as the shriek was cut off abruptly
as Elladan stuck a
spoonful of greens into the child's mouth...
...and found himself holding a spoon in his newly-grown father's mouth.
Elrond swallowed the
cold greens with a grimace of disgust as Elladan, shocked, withdrew
the spoon.
Elrond looked around, seeing the plate on the table, the food-mess that
was spread all around him,
saw a rather food-splattered Elladan staring at him in shock. Elrohir
stood behind him, pinning
his arms to his sides. Then Elrond noticed that he was both naked and
covered with spilled food.
"*What* do you think you're *doing*?" he half-yelled at his sons.
Elrohir let go with a small yelp, backed away, eyes wide. "F-father!" he croaked. "It's you!"
"Who else would I be?" Elrond asked. He stood, walked over to his washbasin,
scrubbed the sticky,
drying food off of him, then pulled on a robe, belting it firmly at
his waist. Then he turned
back to his sons, who still stood in the disaster area near the table,
staring at him. "What?
What is the meaning of... of..." he gestured to the table, "this?"
"Father? You.... You don't remember?" Elladan asked.
"Remember what?"
"Remember today," Elrohir said. "You remember that sudden-hitting pain you felt last night?"
"Of course I remember that.... Last night?" Elrond looked sharply to
the twins, frowning. "That
was *last* night?"
"Yes." Elladan. "What is the last thing you remember?"
Elrond sat down on the edge of his bed. "I... We were walking, before
dawn. The sky lightened...
then we were here and you two were forcefeeding me disgusting, cold
greens." He looked to the
twins. "What happened?"
"Father, you and Glorfindel-" Elrohir started.
"Glorfindel!" Elladan exclaimed, eyes wide as he looked to his brother.
"We forgot about
Glorfindel-"
Then the door of Elrond's chambers burst open and Glorfindel, leaves
in his golden hair, fair
skin scratched, hands stained blue from berry-juice, came into the
room wearing only a towel.
The expression on his face was stormy. "*What* is going on here and
*why* was I lying on the
ground in a rosebush thicket wearing only a *towel*?"
Elladan and Elrohir, exhausted by the long day, finally came to the
end of their endurance. Both
burst into near-hysterical laughter.
Part 8
While waiting for the laughter to die down, the Elf-lords raided Elrond's
wardrobe for something
for Glorfindel to wear. Clothed at last in one of Elrond's robes, Glorfindel
looked into the
full-length mirror near one wall and began picking leaves out of his
hair. Elrond helped,
picking off those the golden-haired Elf missed. In the mirror, they
could see the reflection of
Elladan and Elrohir, still laughing, leaning against one another for
support.
Once their task was done, they turned and looked to the twins, saw them
now sitting back-to-back
on the floor in all their food-splattered glory, an occasional chuckle
escaping them.
"Elladan? Elrohir?" Elrond asked, walking over. The twins looked up
at him with weary,
streaming eyes. "Answer Glorfindel's question, then go to your rest.
You look exhausted."
The twins hesitated, looked away. They wiped the tears from their faces with their sleeves.
"Elladan?" Elrond asked again. Nothing. "Elrohir? Speak."
Elrohir sighed heavily, looked to the two standing ones. "Are you sure
you want to know that,
Father?"
"Of course. Now, what happened to Glorfindel?"
"Well," Elrohir said at last. "It's a long story."
"No, it isn't, brother," Elladan said. "Father, you and Glorfindel turned
into skinny children
at dawn. All of your clothes were too big and fell off. Then you both
ran away from us. It
took Elrohir and I maybe fifteen minutes to catch up. We found you
wrestling together in the mud.
You were so filthy we couldn't tell who was who. Then you ran away
again, into the house. We
caught you, brought you to the bathhouse and you got washed up. *Glorfindel*
ran away from there,
and we got *you* to sleep after we sent servants out looking for *him*.
You slept most of the
afternoon, then woke up in time to refuse to eat. You know the rest."
He sighed. "Both Elrohir
and I are black and blue from trying to hang on to you two this morning."
Elrond and Glorfindel had turned redder and redder with the telling,
embarrassment running through
them in flaming waves.
"We... ran around... naked, through Rivendell?" Glorfindel managed to croak.
"We ran around naked... covered in mud?" came Elrond's mortified query.
"Yes," Elrohir confirmed. "And you wouldn't *believe* the mess the two
of you made of the
bathhouse, as well as *this* house." He looked to his brother. "Let's
go to bed, brother. We
have to be up before dawn, ready to catch Father and Glorfindel if
it happens again."
Elladan nodded with a groan. The twins stood, bid the mortified Elf-lords
goodnight, then limped
off to bed, closing the door softly behind them.
Elrond and Glorfindel stared wordlessly at each other for a long time.
Then Elrond shook himself
and looked away.
"My Lord?" Glorfindel asked in a subdued voice. "Tell me you know why
this happened. Tell me
you know how to stop it from happening again."
"I wish I could," the Lord of Imladris said. Then he looked back to
the Elf beside him.
"Gandalf's last letter said he was to remain in Mirkwood until Fall,
didn't it?"
"Mithrandir? Yes."
Nodding, Elrond hurried over to his table, found a spot unsplattered
by food, then wrote a quick
message on parchment, sealed it. He called for a messenger, ordered
him to take the letter to
Gandalf in Mirkwood as quickly as possible.
"My Lord?" Glorfindel asked, confused.
"I have written to Gandalf, asking him to come to Rivendell as soon
as possible," came the reply.
Elrond turned, looked to the golden-haired Elf-lord. "He is Gandalf
the White now, and head of
the Wizards' Council. Surely he shall know how to cure us of this...
this... curse."
"You can do nothing, then?"
"My strength lies in healing magics, Glorfindel. This is beyond my power to cure."
Glorfindel nodded in acknowldegement, then frowned. "Taking the most
direct route, straight East
over the mountains, then along the Old Forest Road into Thranduil's
realm, it shall take the
messenger nearly a full week to reach Gandalf in Mirkwood, and the
same time to return. What are
we to do until then?"
Elrond sighed, looked out the glass balcony-doors at the stars. He looked
back to Glorfindel,
face grim. "We hope that Elladan and Elrohir learn quickly how to mind
two somewhat wayward
children." He sighed again. "I must work now, Glorfindel. Imladris
does not run itself, and I
must write down my orders before dawn finds us children."
"*If* we become children again."
"I have no cause to think it shall happen otherwise," Elrond said. "Do you?"
"No, but-"
"Do you truly want to risk it, Glorfindel?" he asked. "Imagine it, if
you would: It is nearing
dawn and, as we do so often, we are in the Hall of Fire along with
several dozen Elves. The Sun
rises and instantly, we are children again. Our... our clothes fall
off and we run naked around
Rivendell until Elladan and Elrohir manage to catch us again. Only
now, all of Rivendell will
know within hours that those young ones are *us*. Can you imagine the
panic being leaderless
would cause these Elves? I cannot allow that."
"What do you suggest, then?"
"Return here before dawn," came the suggestion. "My sons shall be here.
The doors and windows
will be locked. That way we shall be delayed in our escape, giving
them time enough to catch us."
Glorfindel nodded. "Also, we should think back to when we were children
in truth, and write down
a list of things we liked or disliked. Then we should give the lists
to the twins. Perhaps it
will help them to manage us."
Elrond nodded in agreement. "I agree. Go now and work on your list.
I will write down my orders
for the day, then work on mine. Be back here before dawn, though."
The golden-haired Elf nodded. "I shall."
***
It was perhaps a half-hour before dawn.
Elrond finished writing the last of his letters, signed and sealed it,
put it aside with the
others. He was just putting his writing implements aside when the door
to his rooms opened after
a quiet knock. He looked up to see Glorfindel come into the room, a
sheet of parchment in hand.
"Come in, Glorfindel," he greeted. "Elladan and Elrohir should be here shortly."
Glorfindel came further into the room, looking around. The rooms had
been neatened, he saw. The
food-mess was gone, and all breakables were either gone, or in places
high enough to be
inaccessible to children. The clothes chest Elladan and Elrohir had
brought in the day before
had been opened, its contents aired out. He went over to the clothes,
pulled up a small pair of
pants. No matter how many times they had been washed, they still bore
the faint purple of berry-
juice stains on the knees. He smiled. He remembered that summer; how
the twins had both eaten
so many berries as to be nearly sick with it, though very happy. He
looked then to the stains on
his own hands, chuckled. That must have been where those stains had
come from. There *was* a
berry-patch in the garden he'd awakened in, after all....
"All done your list, Glorfindel?" came Elrond's voice.
"Yes," he said. He put the pants down, walked over to the table where
Elrond sat. He put the
list down on the polished wooden surface. "All that I could think of.
I'll add to it as I
remember more. And you? Did you write your list?"
"Yes."
Silence fell in the room as the two thought about the approaching dawn
and the transformation
that would likely overtake them again.
Then the door to Elrond's rooms opened again and the twins came in.
They were moving slowly,
stiff and sore from their ill-use the day before.
Elladan looked at the two lords. A smirk twitched upon his face. He drew breath to speak.
"Don't even say it, brother," Elrohir warned quietly, a small smirk upon his own face.
Elladan considered. His brother was probably right. The two looked tense
enough to do him
serious harm should he poke fun at their situation.
Elrond stood, gathered up both his list and Glorfindel's. He waved the
lists at his sons.
"These are lists, written by Glorfindel and I, of what we could recall
of our likes and dislikes
as children. We thought perhaps this could help you." He pulled the
lists back behind him when
Elladan made to take them. "They will be on the table until after the
transformation occurs."
He carefully placed the lists facedown on the table behind him.
"But why not give them to us now, Father?" Elladan asked.
Elrohir chuckled. "Brother, think about it. They probably don't want
us to see them because
they probably have something embarrassing in them." He looked to the
two lords. "Am I right?"
The two in question were faintly pink. They said nothing.
Their silence alone answered the Elrohir's question.
"And they don't want us to see the lists of embarrassing things in case
they don't turn into
children this morning after all," Elladan said, continuing his brother's
train of thought. He
grinned, looked to his twin. "El, even if they don't turn into children,
we *have* to get that
list."
Elrond and Glorfindel looked to each other, still pink with embarrassment.
Already, they
regretted writing the lists, though they knew the writing had been
necessary.
Then an awkward silence fell once again in the room. All four stared
out the window at the
eastern horizon. When it started to lighten with false-dawn, the twins
went swiftly around,
locking every door and window as the two lords watched silently.
Then the Sun peeked her edge over the horizon and like the day before,
Elrond and Glorfindel were
stricken with cramping pain, sent crashing to the floor.
Elladan and Elrohir watched quietly as it happened, waited for the small
ones to get up and try
to run away.
When minutes passed and nothing at all happened, they went over to the
collapsed figures on the
floor, concerned. They saw that the two were definitely smaller; clothes
naught but big puddles
of bulky fabric around the small bodies.
They still didn't get up.
Truly worried now, Elladan and Elrohir brushed the long silky hair from
the small faces, then
looked to each other with a sigh of relief.
Nothing was wrong with the two. They were fast asleep.
"Father and Glorfindel were up all night," Elladan whispered as he gently
lifted Elrond, then
carried him over to their father's bed, lay him down on it. "Do you
think-?"
Elrohir nodded as he lay Glorfindel down beside Elrond on the bed. "That
that was what tired
them out so? Perhaps."
The twins went quietly over to the chest of clothes, brought out a pair
of nightclothes. Gently,
they dressed the two children, careful not to wake them, then covered
them up with the blankets.
Asleep, the two curled up together.
Smirking at the cute sight, the twins retreated further into the room
so as not to disturb the
sleeping ones. The longer they slept, the better. The twins still ached
from their bruising the
day before.
Then the thought popped into their heads at the same time and they looked
to each other, smiling
evilly. As one, they turned and hurried over to the table and the lists.
Part 9
He woke to the sound of soft laughter coming from further in the room.
Quietly, he stretched and
yawned, shifting in the bed, only then realizing that he was both cuddled
up with his new friend
and dressed in a set of nightclothes that were unfamiliar to him.
He lifted a sleep-tousled head, looked in the direction of the soft
words and laughter. Sleepy
eyes narrowed upon seeing Elladan and Elrohir sitting at a table, staring
down at pages of
parchment, speaking quietly together, eyes sparkling with laughter.
/How did I get here from the garden?/ he wondered. A small hand brushed
mussed golden hair from
his face, rubbed at his eyes. /And what did *they* have to do with
it?/
He sat up in bed, the covers sliding down, then got out of bed, carefully
covering the still-
sleeping Elrond once more. Then he looked again to the twins.
/What's on the papers that's got them laughing like that?/ he wondered.
They were speaking too
quietly for him to make out the words they said. He would have to get
closer. He grinned
slightly; he *was* the *best* at hiding, and sneaking around a room
with no one seeing him was
nearly exactly the same thing, to his mind. /It had better not be a
list of chores! If it is,
I'm going to hide again and *this* time, they won't find me to bring
me here./
He slid to the floor, then snaked his way under the bed and over to
the side nearest to the next
bit of concealment he needed-- a hanging wall-tapestry. He looked to
the twins, waited until he
was certain that neither was looking his way, then ran silently over
to the tapestry and slid
behind it.
/This is easy!/ he thought to himself as he edged his way along the
wall, careful not to shift
the heavy fabric. He crept along until he was concealed nearly directly
behind Elladan, then
stopped to listen.
"-think that's funny, listen to this one, from Glorfindel's list: 'When
I was small, I had a
small doll. It had buttons for eyes and an embroidered mouth. It had
orange yarn for hair and a
set of wings stiffened around the edges with wire. Its name was Fluffy
the Balrog-'"
"Fluffy!" Elrohir laughed, joining his brother. They just barely managed
to keep the volume low
enough not to wake the sleeping ones.
Behind the tapestry, Glorfindel frowned in confusion. /My list? I wrote
a list? And why are
they laughing at Fluffy? When did I write a list? And why do *they*
have it?/ Then another
thought popped into his head. /*How* did I write a list? I can't even
write yet!/
"That was good, brother," Elrohir said, still chuckling. "We have to
remember that one so we can
tease him about it tonight."
They looked more through the lists, looking for something embarrassing to tease their father with.
Then Elladan, senses sharpened after many orc-hunts, grew aware that
someone was hiding in the
tapestry behind him. He cast a quick look to the bed, saw only Elrond's
dark hair on the pillows.
So Glorfindel was missing, which meant-- he grinned. At Elrohir's curious
look, he motioned him
closer, then whispered into his brother's ear. Soon, Elrohir was grinning
too.
Glorfindel didn't know how it happened. One second he was hiding behind
the tapestry, the next,
he was caught up by Elladan, wrestled to the rug on the floor and tickled
mercilessly by the
twins. His shrieks and giggled laughter pierced the air.
Awakened by the sounds, Elrond sat up in bed and looked to the source,
blinking the sleep from
his eyes. He saw his friend Glorfindel on the floor at the far side
of the room, getting tickled
by the twins, laughing and calling for help, breathless from laughing
so hard, face red. Silently,
Elrond grabbed up his weapon of choice, a pillow, and crept over to
the three.
Elrohir's first warning that Elrond was awake was the pillow blow to
the head. With a shout of
laughter, he turned, wrestled the small one to the floor and set to
work tickling *him*. The
pillow itself was soon captured by Elladan and tossed aside.
At last, nearly ten minutes later, all four lay breathless on the floor.
Elladan rolled over onto his side, looked to Glorfindel. "Why were you
hiding behind the
tapestry?" he asked.
Glorfindel sat up, fidgeting. "I wanted to know what was on the papers.
I wanted to know if it
was chores or not." The word 'chores' was said with a grimace that
showed quite plainly what the
golden-haired Elfling thought of the whole concept. The grimace was,
to the twins' amusement,
mirrored nearly exactly on Elrond's small face.
Elladan and Elrohir exchanged a look. So far, the lists had been right;
both had had 'chores'
written under the 'dislikes' column, as well as 'vegetables'. Glorfindel
also had hide-and-seek
under the 'likes' column, even as Elrond had 'pillow-fights'.
Then the twins looked to the young ones. "How about we get you dressed,
then go down to eat?"
Elladan asked.
The small ones looked to each other, then to the twins. "All right," Elrond said simply.
Then, before the twins even rose, the two were at the clothes-chest,
digging through the clothes,
tossing aside those they didn't want, making a huge clothing-mess on
the floor around them.
Elladan and Elrohir stared, somewhat startled, at the mass of flying
clothing, then sighed. The
day might have started out better, but they had a growing suspicion
that it was going to be even
*more*... interesting... than the day before. They looked to each other
and wondered *how* they
were going to survive, with sanity intact, having to take care of the
small ones for the two
weeks until Gandalf arrived, then however long after that it took for
him to find a cure.
Then the younglings were there, dressed in their chosen clothes, and
were tugging at the arms and
legs of the twins, trying to get them moving so that they could go
eat.
"Get up!" Glorfindel said, tugging at Elladan's arm. "I'm hungry!"
"Me, too!" said Elrond as he pushed at Elrohir's back, trying to get
him to stand up. "I want to
eat. Then we can go play! Can we play in the mud puddle again today,
can we?"
"Yes! We *have* to visit the mud puddle!" Glorfindel exclaimed. "And
go swimming, and berry-
picking, and-"
"Berry-picking! Berry-picking!" Elrond crowed, eyes sparkling. "We *have* to do that!"
"-hide-and-seek, and caterpillar-hunting, and-"
"We *have* to play leapfrog, and pin-the-tail-on-the-Balrog," Elrond
said enthusiastically. "Oh!
Can we go looking for tadpoles or frogs? Can I keep one? I'll take
good care of it, I promise!"
With a last heavy sigh, Elladan and Elrohir got up off the floor and
went to face the beginning
of the day with the children. Their bruises were already throbbing
and already they felt headaches
coming on.
Part 10
Breakfast was a relatively calm affair. The twins sat one on either
side of the table, each
sitting beside one of the small ones. Elrond and Glorfindel sat opposite
each other and sat
there, fidgeting and having a horrible-face-making competition as they
waited for their food to
be brought out to them. Elladan and Elrohir just stared, bemused, at
the two, eyes glinting with
barely suppressed laughter. Though Elrond was able to make some faces
that the twins had not
before thought physically possible, Glorfindel was still, in their
opinion, coming out ahead by
the time the servants brought out the food.
"Your father and Glorfindel are not joining you for breakfast this morning,
my Lords?" one of the
serving-Elves asked, staring curiously at the small ones.
Elladan clapped a firm but gentle hand over Glorfindel's mouth even
as the boy opened his mouth
to speak, effectively muffling the boy's words. The small one started
prying at the dark-haired
Elf's hand, angry mumblings coming from him, eyes glaring.
"No," Elrohir said, drawing the servant's gaze to him, away from the
spectacle of Elladan and
Glorfindel. "They aren't. They... they went..."
"To Mirkwood," Elladan suggested with a slight smile. He grimaced with
pain when the boy bit
into his palm, but didn't let go.
"Yes!" Elrohir said. "They went to Mirkwood." Then he shook his head,
glared at his twin.
Mirkwood?! That was too far to explain away the Lords' reappearance
at sunset! "No, they didn't.
They went out of Rivendell for a while. It's been so long since they
had any time off, you know.
They'll be back by tonight."
The servant looked somewhat dubious at the explanation, then shrugged
his concerns away. These
were Elrond's sons; surely if anything had happened to him, they wouldn't
try to conceal it! He
saw the blond child squirm in Elladan's hold. Curiosity prompted him
to ask. "And who are these
two? Shall they be staying in Rivendell for some time?"
"Yes, they shall be staying with us. Speaking of which, they have a
tendancy to run off. Please
put out word that if anyone sees one of them out unaccompanied that
he is to be caught and
brought to one of us," Elrohir said, completely ignoring the question
of just who the small ones
were.
The servant, sensing that there was something strange about the children,
and that it was a thing
he wasn't meant to know, took his leave of them, leaving the four to
their breakfast.
Once he was sure that the servant was gone, and out of earshot, Elladan
released Glorfindel.
Then he rubbed at his palm and the two red crescents left in his skin
by Glorfindel's teeth.
The boy glared at him. "Why did you do that? He was asking why I wasn't
here! He was just
playing."
"You can't tell anyone your name is Glorfindel," Elladan said. He looked
to Elrond. "And you
can't tell anyone your name, either."
"But why not?" Elrond asked. "It's my name!"
"I know," Elrohir said. He hugged the dark-haired child gently. "And
I don't know how to
explain why so that you would understand."
"But I'm smart!" Elrond said.
"Me, too!" Glorfindel chimed in.
The twins smiled softly. "Yes, you are," Elladan said. "But *we* don't
even really understand
how this happened. How then could we explain? Just promise us that
you won't tell anyone your
real names."
The two younglings looked unhappy for a time, then nodded reluctantly.
"We promise," Elrond
mumbled.
"Good!" Elrohir said, spirits lightening. He smiled. "Let's eat. Then
we can decide what we're
going to do for the rest of the morning."
The four then turned to their plates and started eating. Quiet fell
in the room and breakfast
proceded smoothly.
Then Glorfindel and Elrond discovered nearly simultaneously that porridge
and fruit could fly
quite well when propelled by a spoon.
***
It was nearly five minutes later when the twins finally managed to get
the two to stop flinging
porridge about. They had just relieved the culprits of their spoons
when a group of servant-
Elves came into the room. The servants stopped dead in their tracks,
staring around at the
porridge-splattered disaster area the room had become, then at the
only two Elves in the room
with spoons in hand.
Elladan and Elrohir both looked to each other, at the spoons in their
hands, at the two young
ones, around the room, then at the servants. They blushed as they realized
what the others must
be thinking. They looked to each other, then back to the servants.
"We didn't do it," Elrohir said weakly.
The only reply to *that* was a frown from every member of the servant-group.
Short minutes later found the twins on their hands and knees, cloths
and brushes in hand as they
scrubbed the floor under the stern and watchful eyes of the servants.
Elrond and Glorfindel,
acting innocent as new snow, were sitting near the fireplace, eyes
wide as they listened to a
story that one of the others was telling them.
The two looked briefly to the twins, who looked miserable as they knelt
in the soapy water that
they were using to clean the floor, the liquid soaking into the legs
of their pants. Then they
looked to each other. The glint in their eyes was the same. They had
just discovered a new game:
get the nasty chore-giving twins in trouble.
Evil smiles found their way onto the small faces. This game was promising to be *very* fun.
***
By the time they were done cleaning up the room's mess, Elladan and
Elrohir were in no mood to
indulge the two troublemaking brats. Elrond and Glorfindel whined loudly
when the twins grabbed
them firmly by the wrist, then pulled them from the room. Complaining
all the way, the two were
brought back to Elrond's bedroom by the grimly silent twins.
"I don't want to be in here again!" Glorfindel whined as the door was
locked behind the four. "I
want to go out and play!"
"Me, too!" Elrond said.
"Be. Quiet." Elrohir said through gritted teeth, eyes snapping angrily.
"I don't think we're
*going* to be playing today."
"But you said!"
"*That* was *before* you made that big mess in the breakfast hall,"
Elladan said, easily as upset
as his brother. "I don't think you deserve it anymore."
"But-" Elrond said.
"In fact, I think you deserve to be punished."
"But-"
Glorfindel didn't need to hear the rest of the words to know what was
going to happen. He
already knew. He and Elrond were going to be in trouble, and punished,
and that was no fun at
all. His sharp eyes scanned the room, searching for an escape. He saw,
through the opened door
into Elrond's study, that a servant had opened a window, probably to
air out the room while the
Lord of Rivendell was away. Not wanting to give away his escape route,
Glorfindel didn't let his
eyes linger on the window for any longer than he stared at anything
else. He looked to the twins,
saw by the looks on their faces that they were about to pronounce their
chosen punishment.
Without giving any prior warning, Glorfindel reached out, grabbed Elrond's
wrist and took off,
hauling his startled friend behind him. The two children ran into the
study.
Elladan and Elrohir, knowing that they had closed and locked the windows
that morning before dawn,
were somewhat slow to follow. Then they cursed upon seeing the open
window and sped up.
Too late. By the time they had seen it, Glorfindel was already outside, with Elrond close behind.
The twins reached the window of their father's study, stared out of
it. The only sign of the
passing of the Elflings was the crushed flowers under the window and
the soft giggles floating in
on the wind.
Shoulders slumped with something approaching defeat, the brothers looked
to each other with tired
eyes. Then, with matching sighs, they straightened, slipped out of
the window and went out into
Rivendell, chasing after the two.
Again.
Part 11
Hours passed as the twins, as well as all the servants they could recruit,
searched the whole of
Rivendell for the children. Fruitlessly.
They were just about to give up and let the grown Lords find their own
way back come sunset a few
hours from then when they heard it.
It started low, then rose into an unearthly shriek, coupled with a sobbing
wail. Elven heads
turned, focusing on the sound, even as the Elves themselves ran quickly
in the direction of the
noise.
Elladan and Elrohir arrived shortly after a small group of Elves. They
looked to the others for
the cause of the shrieking they had heard, but then, after its brief
pause, the noise started
again.
Above them.
Looking up, the twins spotted the two missing children perched up at
the very *top* of the tree
the Elves stood beside, hanging on to the trunk for dear life, standing
on branches no bigger
around than an Elf's smallest finger.
The wailing intensified as the wind that blew through the valley that
day picked up slightly,
sending the treetop with its extra weight swaying violently from side
to side.
Elrond, up in the tree with Glorfindel, clinging tightly to the trunk
with white-knuckled fingers,
looked down. Through the blurring of his tears, he managed to spot
Elladan and Elrohir there
below them, along with many other Elves he didn't recognise. "Help!"
he yelled. "'Adan! 'Rohir!
Help!"
"They're stuck," one of the Elves observed. "They went too high."
The Elves watched, eyes wide, trying to think of a way to get the small
ones down. All the Elves
there were too big to climb up onto those delicate branches. They watched,
barely daring to
breathe, as the wind tossed the treetop about once again.
Then Elrond yelled again, for a different reason this time.
"Watch out!" he yelled. "Glorfindel's throwing up!"
The Elves hurried back from the tree even as the golden-haired Elf-child
convulsed, then threw up.
The mess splattered the ground right where the first group of Elves
had been standing. They
heard sobs starting again from above.
"We can't just leave them up there!"
"Of course not! But how do we get them down?"
Elladan was staring up at the two, then down at the gound, then back
again. He looked to his
twin. "We can't get anywhere near them. They're going to have to come
down."
Elrohir snorted. "What a wonderful grasp of the obvious. Now, how do
you think that is going to
happen?"
"They're going to jump."
Elrohir stared at him incredulously. "Are you out of your mind?" he hissed at last.
"No. We'll spread out a blanket and hold it tight, all of us, and they'll
jump down and land on
it."
"There has to be a better way!" He thought for a while. "We need a ladder!"
he said, loud
enough for the others to hear him.
The word passed along quickly, was discussed quickly among the Elves
present. It was widely
agreed that a ladder was the best idea. Then one of the gardeners burst
their bubble by telling
them that none of the ladders were anywhere *near* tall enough.
That left them with Elladan's blanket idea.
"Back off!" Elrond yelled. "Glorfindel's being sick again!"
A blanket was quickly brought, and as soon as the latest mess had hit
ground, the Elves each
grabbed hold of the blanket and spread it, holding it taut between
them.
"Jump!" Elladan yelled up at the two treed Elflings.
"Are you *crazy*?!" came Elrond's incredulous reply. "We're *not* jumping
from here!" He looked
to Glorfindel, saw his friend standing there, stiff as a board, hardly
daring to breathe, eyes
clenched tightly shut, tears streaming down his face. His face was
very pale and his knuckles
were white. "It'll be all right," he murmured to his friend. "They'll
get us down."
"But what if they can't?" Glorfindel said from between clenched teeth.
"We'll be stuck up here
forever!"
Elrond was about to reply when another gust of wind whipped them around again.
The tree was not used to bearing such a weight on its highest branches,
especially in the wind.
There was a sound that caused every heart there to skip a beat and
breath to catch in throats.
A cracking sound.
Eyes wide, truly terrified now, Elrond looked down the trunk. He saw
the spreading crack in the
wood. "Glorfindel," he said urgently. "We have to get down *now*!"
"I can't move," came the whispered reply. "I can't move."
"Jump!" the Elves down below yelled up. "Jump!"
Elrond had just opened his mouth to speak when another gust of wind shook the tree.
A loud *crack!* was heard and the top of the tree from just below the
two broke off, sending the
small ones plummeting, screaming, toward the ground. Hearts in their
throats, the Elves quickly
positioned themselves to catch the falling treetop with the blanket.
The two small ones and the
piece of tree fell onto the taut cloth. The Elves managed to hold against
the sudden weight of
impact, then lowered the two gently to the ground.
Instantly, Elladan and Elrohir were there, tossing aside the treetop
and checking over the two
who were lying on the blanket on the ground, cuddled up together, crying
their eyes out.
"It's all right," Elladan said as he gently rubbed Elrond's small back. "You're safe now."
Elrohir was doing the same for Glorfindel.
The twins shared a look. They doubted the two would feel up to doing
anything more that day.
That feeling was proven when first Glorfindel, then Elrond got off
the blanket, walked a few
steps and was sick. Once they were done, they just sat there, tears
running down their small,
pale faces, shaking.
The twins went over to the two, picked them up gently. They smiled sadly
when their charges
clung tightly to them, still crying.
"Let's get them home, cleaned up, and to bed," Elladan suggested. Elrohir
nodded silently, and
the two left the other Elves behind. Their previous anger at the two
had vanished under the
weight of their concern.
The other gathered Elves were just leaving the clearing when it struck
them. The small, dark-
haired child had called the golden-haired one *Glorfindel*.
***
Elladan and Elrohir gently pulled the blankets up over the bodies of
the still-crying Elflings.
The two had not stopped crying for any meaningful length of time since
their fall from the tree.
They had been sobbing and subdued all through their baths and dressing
in nightclothes, not even
complaining once even though it was still hours until sunset. The twins
had found that, no
matter how troublesome the younglings usually were, it was impossible
not to feel sorry for them
upon seeing them cry so. At least they weren't wailing anymore.
The twins sat one on either side of the bed, each trying to comfort one of the small ones.
Elrohir wiped the streaming tears from Glorfindel's face with a soft
cloth. "Is there anything
you want, that could make you feel better?" he asked quietly.
"Mother?" Glorfindel managed to ask around sobs, his small, tear-choked
voice pathetically
hopeful.
Elrohir felt near-physical pain in his heart, knowing that he had no
choice but to disappoint.
"She is not here, little one," he said softly. "Is there anything else
that you would want?"
"Fluffy?" asked the golden-haired one, looking up at Elrohir through tear-swollen eyes.
Elrohir smiled sadly, brushed some of the fine hair from the young one's
face. "I'll see what I
can do."
On the other side of the bed, Elladan was having a similar conversation with Elrond.
"I want my brother!" Elrond said, his whole body shuddering behind the
weight of his hiccoughing
sobs.
"He is not here right now," Elladan said. "Is there anything else?"
"Wake me up when it gets dark out?" came the trembling answer.
"Why?"
"So I can see my father, up in the sky." Elrond sniffled, wiped at his
nose with the back of his
small hand. "He's a star, you know." Sniffle. "His light always makes
me feel better."
"All right," Elladan said. He knew that come darkness, the two would
be grown again. It was sad
that the small Elrond wouldn't be able to get his wish. "Is there anything
else you would want,
right now?"
Elrond thought only briefly before shaking his head.
Elladan looked to his brother, saw the nearly-unconsolable Glorfindel.
He looked again to Elrond.
"Will you do something for us, then?" he asked softly.
Curious, Elrond asked, "What?"
The twin spoke as if confiding a great secret. "Glorfindel is very sad.
He is alone, he has no
brothers or sisters here, nor are his parents in the stars. Could you
take care of him, try to
cheer him up a little?"
Elrond looked to his sobbing friend, the tears in his own eyes drying
up slightly. He looked
back to Elladan and nodded. "All right," he said. "I'll try."
"Thank you," came the reply. He could see that, like when he was fully
grown, the concern for
another were pushing away Elrond's own sadness. "I'm sure you'll do
a good job."
Elrond nodded again, scooted over in the bed to take Glofindel into
his arms, hugging the other
boy tightly. "It's all right, Glorfindel," he said softly into the
other's ear. "I'm here."
Elrohir looked to his twin, who rose as he did, then back to the small
ones, who lay there,
cuddling on the bed. "Will you two be all right for a time, while Elladan
and I go look for
Fluffy?"
The two nodded. "We'll be all right," Elrond said. "I promise."
"And you two won't try to sneak away? You'll stay right here in bed and try to get some sleep?"
"We won't go away," came the reply, from Glorfindel this time. "Please find Fluffy."
The twins nodded. They waited until the small ones were settled comfortably
in bed, then slipped
out of the room, closing the door softly behind them.
Then Elladan turned to Elrohir. "Brother, Glorfindel had Fluffy a *long*
time ago! Where do you
think we're going to *find* it?"
Elrohir smiled at his brother. "We both read the description Glorfindel
wrote. We'll manage,"
he said. He started walking, heading for their rooms. "Come on, brother!
I'll cut the fabric,
you sew. You always manage to make neater stitches than I do."
"Sew?" Elladan said softly, brow creasing in confusion as he paused,
staring at his brother's
retreating back. Then the realization of Elrohir's intention passed
through him. "Hey! I want
to cut! *You* sew!"
Elrohir looked back over his shoulder with a sly grin. "Last one to
our rooms has to sew!" he
called softly, then took off down the hall as if Fluffy the Balrog
himself was chasing him.
With a startled oath, Elladan took off down the hallways after his twin.
Part 12
It was perhaps a half-hour before the twins came back into their father's
room. They looked to
the bed, saw the two still there. Two pairs of bright eyes stared at
them from the pillows.
Elrond still held Glorfindel comfortingly. The twins could see that
while Elrond's eyes were now
dry, though still red and puffy, Glorfindel's were still full of tears,
though they no longer
poured down his face.
"Fluffy?" Glorfindel croaked hopefully, voice hoarse from crying so hard.
With a small smile, Elrohir brought his hand out from behind his back
as he walked over to the
bedside. In his hand was the doll he and his brother had made.
Glorfindel sat up with a small squeal of delight. "Fluffy!" he said
as he grabbed the toy out of
Elrohir's hand. He cuddled the toy tightly to him, looked up at the
two as if they were the
Valar themselves. "You found him!" He turned and showed Fluffy to Elrond.
"See? This is
Fluffy. They found him for me! Fluffy, this is Elrond. Elrond, meet
Fluffy." He waved one of
Fluffy's hands at his friend.
"Hi, Fluffy," Elrond said, humoring his friend.
Elladan looked to the two. "Now you two should try to sleep now, all right?"
The small ones nodded. "All right," Glorfindel said. He lay back down,
still cuddled up to
Elrond, holding Fluffy tightly up under his chin as he lay his head
down on the pillows.
The small dark-haired half-Elf lay down as well. "Don't forget to wake
me up later, right,
'Adan?"
"Right," Elladan said. He pulled the blankets up the small bodies to their chins. "Sleep now."
The twins watched silently as the two drifted off to sleep, then they
moved to the far side of
the room to sit once more at the table where the two lists lay.
Elladan sat across from his brother, stared down at his hands. He'd
lost the race back to their
room and had been the one to sew Fluffy together. As a result of that,
his hands were covered by
countless minor punctures from the needle. He looked up at his brother.
"Next time, *you* get
to sew!"
Elrohir smirked. "Whatever you say, brother."
***
Elrond woke promptly at sunset and sat up in bed.
Elladan and Elrohir, having just removed the small nightclothes from
the children, were folding
them neatly not too far away.
"Good evening, Father," they greeted quietly, offering a robe.
Elrond nodded to them, took the robe. He got up, wrapped it around himself,
tying the sash at
his waist. Looking back to the bed, he saw Glorfindel lying there on
his side, facing away from
him, apparently holding... something... close to him. He looked to
his sons, saw them smirking
at the still sleeping Elf-Lord. Truly curious now, Elrond walked around
to Glorfindel's side of
the bed and looked down at his friend. A smirk found its way onto his
own face when he saw the
doll the other clutched so tightly.
/Why does he have that?/ he wondered. He blinked, rubbed at his eyes.
/And why do I feel as if
there's a handful of grit in my eyes?/
"If you're hungry, Father, there's some food on the table," Elrohir
said, careful not to wake the
sleeping Elf.
At the mere mention of food, Elrond's stomach made its wants *very*
clear with an extremely loud
growl. For the first time in a while, Elrond blushed beet red, much
to his sons' amusement. As
he walked over to the table where the food waited, he asked his sons,
"Didn't you feed me at all
today?" He sat down and began to eat.
That phrase brought back to the twins the memory of breakfast, and the
mess *they* had had to
clean up. Then they realized that it was not long after that that the
two had escaped them. Had
they had anything at all to eat when they were away? But still, the
memory of the mess....
"You had breakfast," Elrohir said. "And you were very well-behaved."
"Until you and Glorfindel found out porridge could fly." Elladan said.
He glowered, remembering.
"Very well."
Elrond winced. "Fly?" he asked, dreading the answer.
"Yes, fly," Elrohir said. "The two of you had a great food-fight. Porridge
and fruit went
*everywhere*."
"We just got your spoons away when the servants came in and saw the mess."
"So 'Adan and I spent the next while on our hands and knees, scrubbing up *your* mess."
"It wasn't very fun, Father."
"Then you both escaped again and we only found you a couple of hours ago."
"Then you caught us and did something? Why do my eyes feel so scratchy?"
Elrond asked. He would
understand if the twins *had* punished both he and Glorfindel; from
the sound of it they had
truly given the twins a *very* bad day.
"We found you both up a tree, so high you couldn't get down," Elrohir
said. "On branches too
thin for any of us to climb on."
"Then the treetop broke," Elladan added. "And you fell. But we caught
you before you hit the
ground."
"Both of you were very upset and were crying ever since."
"And the toy Glorfindel is hugging so tightly?" Elrond asked.
"That's Fluffy," Elladan said. "Glorfindel wanted him."
The three paused in their conversation as the golden-haired Elf on the
bed stirred, then sat up,
still cultching the toy. Frowning, he looked down at the object in
his hands and blushed. Then
he looked up and saw the tree staring at him. The blush deepened. He
looked to the twins. "Why?"
"You wanted Fluffy."
Glorfindel only moaned. He flopped back down on the bed, covered his
head with a pillow, still
unconsciously holding tight to Fluffy with one hand. His prayer to
the Valar that the bed should
open up and swallow him whole went unanswered.
***
Over the rest of the sunset hour, the two Elf-Lords were told of everything
they had done that
day, as well as what the twins had told the others to account for their
absence during the day.
More letters and orders were written by the two in preparation for the
next day, then they went
and spent some time trying to relax in the Hall of Fire, listening
to tales and songs.
All too soon, as far as any of the four were concerned, the dawn came for them.
Part 13
Morning came all too soon, and with it came the re-transformation of
Elrond and Glorfindel. The
two small ones looked up with bright eyes as the twins came over, clothing
in hand.
"'Adan?" Elrond asked, frowning, voice partially muffled by the shirt
Elladan was hauling down
over his head. "Did you wake me up?"
Elladan hesitated, then said, "You saw Earendil's light last night, yes."
Elrond frowned some more. "Oh," he said, voice subdued. "But why don't I remember that?"
Elladan was about to answer that, his thought whirling as they searched
for a plausible
explanation, when the room was filled with the shriek of an outraged
Elfling.
"WHERE'S FLUFFY?!" Glorfindel demanded, looking around.
Elladan and Elrond looked over to see Elrohir trying uselessly to calm
the small, golden-haired
child, without success. Glorfindel, meanwhile, had hopped up on the
bed, ripped off every single
blanket and cover in his search for Fluffy, pillows flying everywhere.
The bed was stripped down
to the bare mattress, but Fluffy was not found on it.
"I want Fluffy!" came the ear-piercing shriek.
Elrond winced in pain, rubbed at his ears. He looked to Elladan, expression
curiously adult.
"We should help him look for it. He won't be quiet until he gets it."
Elladan nodded, and the two went over to the bed-area, joining in the search.
Perhaps five minutes had passed when the twins and Glorfindel heard
Elrond's triumphant, though
muffled, call. They looked around, trying to find him, finally coming
to see two skinny legs
sticking out from under the low bed, feet wiggling about.
"Elrond?" Elladan asked, peering under the bed from the side opposide
the legs. He saw Elrond
there, lying on the floor amidst the small dustbunnies, Fluffy in hand.
"Elrond, come out from
there."
Glorfindel plopped down on the floor beside Elladan, looked under the bed also. "You found him!"
With a flick of his hand, Elrond sent the toy skittering across the
floor to Glorfindel, who
grabbed up the somewhat-dust-covered toy and hugged it to him tightly
before starting to sneeze
violently from the rising dust.
Elladan looked again to Elrond as Elrohir went over to the golden-haired
little one and tried to
get Fluffy away to brush off some of the dust. "Elrond? Come out, now."
He saw Elrond squirm slightly in place, then look over at him, eyes
starting to glisten. "I
can't. I'm stuck. The bed has me by the shirt and won't let go." He
gave the twin a pleading
look. "Help me," he said. "I don't want to be stuck down here forever!"
Elladan nodded, then went around to the other side of the bed. He gripped
the small ankles, then
pulled.
The loud OW!! that erupted from under the bed caught the attention of the others.
"What is it?" Elrohir asked.
"Elrond's shirt is stuck. He can't get out."
Elrohir knelt down, peered under the bed from the foot of it. He saw
the problem, reached for
the splinter of wood that gripped the child's shirt, but couldn't reach
it. "I can't reach. I'm
too big."
Hearing that, Glorfindel lay down on the floor and pulled himself halfway
under the bed, found
where Elrond was stuck and freed his friend. Then he took the opportunity
to whisper his latest
plan in his friend's ear. The two children climbed out from under the
bed, then Glorfindel
snatched up Fluffy. With a shared grin, the two took off into Elrond's
study, slammed the door
behind them and locked it.
The twins went over, found the door locked. Quickly, Elrohir raced to
the balcony, looked over
to the study window. To his relief, the children hadn't gone out of
it, as it was still closed.
Just in case, he took up watch from where he stood, keeping a sharp
eye on the other window.
Elladan knocked on the door. "Elrond? Glorfindel? Open the door." He
paused a moment, waiting.
He didn't even notice the servant that had come in, bringing the children
a surprise tray of
cookies. "Open this door or I'm going to give you a spanking you won't
soon forget!"
The strangled gasp that came from the servant was hear by both twins.
Wide-eyed, they looked to
the servant, saw the growing knowledge in his eyes.
He looked up at them, his eyes gone wide. "The little ones? They're
Elrond and Glorfindel?
*Our* Elrond and Glorfindel? The Lords of Imladris?" His eyes darted
between the twins and the
shut door. "But how did this happen? What are we going to do? Our leaders
are mere children!"
"Calmness," Elladan said softly, as he would speak to a frightened horse.
Then the attention of the three was drawn to the study door as a sound
of something falling was
heard from inside.
Elladan turned back to the door. "What are you two doing in there?"
he demanded. There was no
answer. "Open the door now and nothing bad will happen."
Still the door remained closed and locked.
The servant was still staring in horrified shock at the closed study door.
Then Elrohir saw what he had hoped he wouldn't. "Elladan," he called.
"They just opened the
window."
Elladan was too involved with trying to calm the near-hysterical servant
to pay his brother's
words any attention.
Elrohir kept staring at the study's now-opened window. Then he saw something
he never thought he
would ever see. He blinked, rubbed at his eyes, shook his head to clear
it of the vision, to no
avail. "Elladan," he called, looking over briefly. "Glorfindel and
Fluffy just *flew* out the
window."
Still, his twin didn't seem to hear.
Elrohir turned back to his watch just in time to see Elrond fly out
the window to join Glorfindel
and Fluffy. He saw Elrond's hand seeming to glow blue.
/Vilya,/ he thought with a groan. /They just *had* to find Vilya. Now we'll *never* catch them./
He looked to his brother, saw him just as preoccupied as before. Looking
back to the two flying
Elflings, he watched with a small smile and a feeling of dread as first
they flapped their arms,
then noticed that they didn't *need* to do that to stay up. He saw
Glorfindel smile at Elrond,
even as he held Fluffy tightly by one leg in one small hand.
"See?" little Glorfindel said. "I *told* you Fluffy was magic! Now we can fly!"
Then the small ones turned in midair, saw Elrohir staring at them with
a confusing array of
emotions playing across his face. They waved happily at him, then flew
away, laughing.
"Elladan!" Elrohir yelled as he readied himself to make the not-so-far
jump to the ground. He
saw his brother's head snap around to look at him. "Elrond and Glorfindel
are flying away!"
Then Elrohir jumped to the ground and raced off after the quickly-escaping small ones.
Inside the room, Elladan and the servant stared at the empty balcony in surprise.
"Did he just say they were *flying*?" Elladan croaked. Without waiting
for a reply, he ran and
jumped over the edge of the balcony, joining his twin in the chase.
Left alone in Elrond's bedroom, the servant blinked in amazement, then
turned and hurried back to
the kitchen. In his mind was a single thought. /Just *wait* until everyone
hears about *this*!/
Part 14
"Where are you, you little-" called a very frustrated Elrohir. His temper
was worn quite thin
after the past two weeks of constantly chasing after the two little
brats.
To the Twins' dismay, though they had stripped the two Elflings to the
skin on several occasions--
mostly for the dreaded-by-all baths --Elladan and Elrohir had yet to
find Vilya. What was even
more confounding, come evening, Elrond himself, the grown one, couldn't
find it.
"Come back he- Mithrandir!" Elladan's inelegant squeak of surprise brought
a slight grin to his
brother's face, the grin widening as he followed his brother into one
of Rivendell's many
clearings.
Elladan sat on the ground in front of the wizard, slightly dishevelled,
leaves and twigs tangled
in his hair and a dark blush spreading across his face, as he had run
face-first into the wizard,
bounced off, and landed seat-first on the ground.
Elrohir watched the spectacle before him, chuckling quietly at his brother's
confused stammering
in the face of the white-clad wizard. Then his attention was seized
abruptly as senses honed to
razor sharpness after weeks of taking care of the younglings sounded
a small warning in his head.
Even as he scanned the glade to find the source of his unease, sharp
hearing caught the faint
hint of soft giggles coming from Gandalf's direction.
Frowning in concentration, Elrohir sidestepped silently, focusing on
his hearing, trying to
pinpoint where the giggles were coming from. He thought at first that
surely the small ones must
be hiding somewhere in the bushes beyond the wizard, but after he moved
he heard the giggles
again-- once more from Gandalf's direction.
Elladan was no help. He had since stopped his stammering, but was as
yet still too distracted--
apparently by trying to see how darkly he could blush before the rush
of blood to his face caused
him to lose consciousness --to notice anything beyond his embarrassment.
With a sigh, Elrohir cast a glance to the horizon where the sun was
just beginning to disappear,
one growing edge already sunk below the mountains. He sighed again.
He *knew* the two were
hiding somewhere nearby, and that he had to find them soon. It would
not be the first time that
he and his brother had been unable to recapture the little monsters
on time, only to have the
full-grown, mortally embarrassed Elves have to sneak back into the
House wearing nothing but the
ragged remains of the too-small clothing they *had* been wearing.
This time, he knew, it was different. If his father and Glorfindel were,
say, hiding in a tree at
the clearing's edge, and the sudden change caused them to lose their
balance and fall facefirst
to the clearing at the wizard's feet.... Elrohir winced. That wouldn't
be very good. Though it
*would* save time on an explanation of *why* Elrond had written to
Gandalf and summoned him so
abruptly.
He scanned the shrubs at the clearing's edge, as well as the branches of the trees, with no luck.
More giggles came from Gandalf's direction.
Elrohir saw the mirthful sparkle in Gandalf's eyes even as Elladan once
again began stammering a
confused explanation mostly consisting of the words 'chasing' and 'Elflings'
as he got to his
feet.
He saw the wizard's robe ripple even as the muffled giggle was heard again.
He saw the Sun sink below the horizon just as the realization of where
exactly the two were
hiding settled into his consciousness.
He flung out a helpless hand in the wizard's direction, his strangled
shout echoing across the
clearing even as he hurled himself across the space between himself
and the white-clad Istari.
"No!"
Too late.
The look on Gandalf's face was one Elrohir knew he would never forget.
First, the kindly eyes narrowed as a frown of confusion formed on his
face at Elrohir's shout.
Then they widened with surprise as he found himself borne abruptly
skyward with no warning but
the yell and sudden sound of ripping cloth from beneath his robe. A
yelp born of shock escaped
lips more accustomed to giving wise counsel and blowing smoke rings.
The Twins watched helplessly as Gandalf flew upward, his thin legs and
arms flailing in the air,
his robe flying up as he did to reveal the suddenly-grown Elf-lords
that stood, pressed tightly
together where they had been hiding for the past few minutes. They
were naked except for what
scraps of torn, too-small clothing remained on them. They blinked at
the staring Twins in
shocked confusion.
Both Elrond and Glorfindel had acquired a certain resignation about
the fact that no matter how
hard the Twins tried, there would be times when they could not be caught
in time. But it was
still a shock every time it happened, even more so when there was someone
there to witness the
sudden transformation. Luckily, the only witnesses so far had been
the Twins and the occasional
servant.
Gandalf thumped down rear-first on the ground behind the lords, causing
them to jump slightly in
shock and embarrassment. A quick glance behind had them blushing easily
as deeply as Elladan had
been scant minutes before. To have Middle-earth's most powerful wizard
see them in such a state...!
Elrohir was the first to move. He unclasped his cloak and offered it
to his father, who took it
gratefully, wrapping it tightly about himself. Glorfindel did the same
scant moments later with
Elladan's cloak. Then the two cloak-clad Elves turned to face the stunned
wizard.
Gandalf did not speak for a long moment. Then he stirred and smiled
gently. He looked to Elrond.
"I take it *this* is the problem you requested my urgent assistance
on?" His eyes sparkled with
humor, chuckles began to escape his lips.
Elrond nodded. "Yes. I-" he broke off abruptly, stared to the ground
and the small doll that lay
abandoned there. "Glorfindel, is that Fluffy?"
Glorfindel protectively picked up the toy. He had grown rather fond
of it in the weeks since the
twins had 'found' it for him. "Yes."
"And is that Vilya it's wearing as an armband?" Without bothering to
wait his answer, Elrond took
back his Ring from the toy and slipped it back onto his finger where
it belonged... at least
until he could find a child-proof hiding spot for it.
"Elrond?" Gandalf asked, one eyebrow arched in question.
"It is a long story, my friend, and I for one would prefer to speak it both indoors and clothed."
The wizard chuckled again, then followed as the two Elf-lords led the
way back to Elrond's house,
the Twins taking up the rear.
TBC...