Ladies and Gentlemen, this is Middle-Earth Number five.

One, two, three, four, five, everybody on the horse so come on let's ride...

To the Prancin’ Pony ‘round the corner.

The boys say they want some ale and horlicks but I really don't wanna.

Ale-ache like I had last week.

I must stay deep 'cause talk is cheap.

I like Aragorn, Boromir, Gimli and Frodo.

And as I continue, you know they're getting solo...

So what can I do? I really beg you, my Lord.

To me do-goodin’ is just like a sport.

Anything evil, it’s all good, let them stop it.

Please send in the Hobbits.

A little bit of Elrond in my life,

A little bit of Celeborn by my side.

A little bit of Frodo's all I need,

A little bit of Pippin's all I see.

A little bit of Samwise in the sun,

A little bit of Merry all night long.

A little bit of Legolas here I am,

A little bit of me makes you my man!!!!!!!!

Mambo number five.

Climb up and down, move quickly over-ground.

Tip your hat to the Shire, keep away from the fire.

Keep the ring secret and keep it in sight.

Trust only the Fellowship, cause they’re so nice.

Blink your eyes once, and blink your eyes twice.

And if it looks like them then you're doing it right.

A little bit of Elrond in my life,

A little bit of Celeborn by my side.

A little bit of Frodo's all I need,

A little bit of Pippin's all I see.

A little bit of Samwise in the sun,

A little bit of Merry all night long.

A little bit of Legolas here I am,

A little bit of you makes me your gal!!!!!!!!

Stomp it, stomp it.

Middle-Earth number five, ha, ha, ha.

A little bit of Elrond in my life,

A little bit of Celeborn by my side.

A little bit of Frodo's all I need,

A little bit of Pippin's all I see.

A little bit of Samwise in the sun,

A little bit of Merry all night long.

A little bit of Legolas here I am,

A little bit of you makes me your gal!!!!!!!!

I do want to fall in love with a guy like you.

Cause you can't run and you can't hide.

You and me gonna touch the sky!!!

Middle-Earth number five…