RECENTLY ONE OF MY FREINDS, A COMPUTER WIZARD, PAYED ME A VISIT.
AS WE WERE TALKING I MENTIONED THAT I HAD RECENTLY INSTALLED
WINDOWS 95 ON MY PC, I TOLD HIM HOW HAPPY I WAS WITH THIS OPERATING
SYSTEM AND SHOWED HIM THE WINDOWS 95 CD. TO MY SUPRISE HE THREW
IT INTO MY MICRO-WAVE OVEN AND TURNED ON THE OVEN. INSTANTLY
I GOT VERY UPSET, BECAUSE THE CD HAD BECOME PRECIOUS TO ME, BUT
HE SAID: 'DO NOT WORRY, IT IS UNHARMED.' AFTER A FEW MINUTES HE
TOOK THE CD OUT, GAVE IT TO ME AND SAID 'TAKE A CLOSE LOOK AT IT.'
TO MY SURPRISE THE CD WAS QUITE COLD TO HOLD AND IT SEEMED TO BE
HEAVER THAN BEFORE. AT FIRST I COULD NOT SEE ANYTHING, BUT ON
THE INNER EDGE OF THE CENTRAL HOLE I SAW AN INSCRIPTION, AN
INSCRIPTION FINER THAN ANYTHING I HAVE EVER SEEN BEFORE. THE
INSCRIPTION SHONE PIERCINGLY BRIGHT, AND YET REMOTE, AS IF OUT OF
A GREAT DEPTH:

12413AEB2ED4FA5E6F7D78E78BEDE8209450920F923A40EE10E510CC98D444AA08E1324

'I CANNOT UNDERSTAND THE FIERY LETTERS,' I SAID. 'NO BUT I CAN,'
HE SAID. 'THE LETTERS ARE HEX, OF AN ANCIENT MODE, BUT THE LANGUAGE
IS THAT OF MICROSOFT, WHICH I SHALL NOT UTTER HERE. BUT IN COMMON
ENGLISH THIS IS WHAT IT SAYS:'

ONE OS TO RULE THEM ALL, ONE OS TO FIND THEM,
ONE OS TO BRING THEM ALL AND IN THE DARKNESS BIND THEM.