Top Ten Signs That You Are An Internet Geek
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- 10 - When filling out your driver's license application you give
your IP address.
- ��9 - You no longer ask prospective dates what their sign is, instead
your line is "Hi, what's ��������your URL?"
- ��8 - Instead of calling you to dinner, your spouse sends email.
- ��7 - You're amazed to find out spam is a food.
- ��6 - You "ping" people to see if they're awake, "finger"
them to find out how they are, and ��������"AYT" them to make
sure they're listening to you.
- ��5 - You search the Net endlessly hoping to win every silly free
T-shirt contest.
- ��4 - You introduce your wife as "my [email protected]"
and refer to your children as "client ��������applications".
- ��3 - At social functions you introduce your husband as "my
domain server".
- ��2 - After winning the office super bowl pool you blurt out, "I
feel so "colon-right ��������parentheses!"
..And the number one sign you are an Internet Geek:
- 1 - Two Words: "Pizza's Here!".
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