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The Amazing Journey
Written by Dark Wizardress AKA: Kayla Simmons
Sequal of The Amazing Race written with the characters of Dragonlance!
Property of Dragonlance belongs to Margret Weis and Tracy Hickman
Keep checking back for more chapters!
Hello, and welcome to another amazing adventure around the face of Krynn, The
Amazing Journey! I'm your host Sturm!
Six teams consisting of two people will travel around Krynn for one goal, to be
the first ones to complete the race and win a year's supply of Otiks spiced
potatoes and a large sum of money!
The teams are:
Tika and Caramon!
Tika: We're gonna win! Isn't that right Caramon?
Caramon: Yeah, we're gonna *hic* win.
Tika: Caramon, are you drunk?
Caramon: No! I'm not, er, what did you say?
Tika: Sigh!
Tanis and Laurana!
Tanis: With my leadership skills and my leadership skills, I'll win!
Laurana: Tanis! I'm playing with you too!
Tanis: Oh yeah! I forgot Laurana. Sorry!
Laurana: Oh that's okay dear. Tanis what are you doing?
Tanis: *looking at himself in a mirror * What?
Kitiara and Dalamar!
*Silence. The sound of crickets in the background *
Kitiara and Dalamar?
*The sound of giggling and growls of a man *
Kitiara and Dalamar!!!
Kitiara: Oh! *Her head pops out of a bush. Her hair is a mess and a strap loose
from her shoulder.* Get up Dalamar! *Kitiara kicks Dalamar.*
Dalamar: *Dalamar's head pops up as well. His hair is a mess and whip cream at
the corner of his mouth.* Oh, yes, um, we're gonna win! *Shakes fist in the air.
When done, he drags Kitiara back into the bush.*
Yes, sorry about those folks
Tasslehoff and Flint!
Tasslehoff: Oh Flint, this is going to be so much fun! We're going to do so much
together! Yep, you need lots of exercise anyway. Did I ever tell you about when
my Uncle Trapspringer ran into this mammoth and he-
Flint: Oh I am going to kill my agent. He said that this was the perfect
opportunity to get some publicity and fame and I get stuck with a kender! Look
at the other teams! They all have some personal relationship! I do NOT have one
with the kender!!
Tasslehoff: *Grabs hold of Flint and gives him a big hug.* I am going to have so
much fun!
Flint: Oh Rerox's beard, please give me Tyonal.
Riverwind and Goldmoon!
Riverwind: *He's sitting up strait. Has a look of seriousness on his face.* No
one is to touch a hair on Goldmoon's head!
Goldmoon: Oh stop it Riverwind!
Riverwind: *He's lunging at a woman doing Goldmoon's makeup. He sticks a spear
in her face.* Don't touch her!!!!
Goldmoon: Riverwind!! *She bends down, healing the woman. She goes off crying.*
Look what you did!
Riverwind: She might of hurt you!
Goldmoon: Sigh!
Raistlin and Crysania!
Raistlin: *Cough* Why in the name of the Abyss am I with her?!
Crysania: Because no one else wanted to be with you!
Raistlin: Caramon did, but noooo! You had to step up to him and say that you
needed to influence me! I needed to be put on the path of good!
Crysania: No! That's not why! Caramon needed to be with his wife! Anyway, it's
boy girl pairings.
*Flint in the background* NO IT ISN'T!
Crysania: Like I said, boy girl pairings.
Raistlin: Sigh! I suppose you aren't so bad. I am going to kill my brother
though. He said that if I won this stupid thing I would get a spellbook!
Crysania: You said I wasn't so bad! *Grabs hold of his arm. Raistlin sighs,
rolling his eyes, but a hint of smile on his lips.* Awww...
These teams will have to go through ogre fields, Dragon nests and worst of all,
Kenderhome! Emotions will flame! Flint: NO they wont! Hidden suspense! Feuds
will fire between loved ones! Flint: NO THEY WONT!!!
Who will win,
The Amazing Journey!
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