Lita: Whoa, wait. What?
Jasom: It’s The The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show!
Ellen: rain drops on roses
How sweet the sound
Cause you’re everywhere to me
Pokemon, oh you’re my best friend
I’m Popeye the sailor man!
Shadow: Oh boy…..
Emily: In other news, a couple of weeks ago we FINALLY saw Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers.
Lita: And Arwen leaves Aragorn!
Egos: WAAAAAAAA!!!!
Ellen: Wait….that would mean Aragorn’s single!
Egos: YEAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
Shadow: But they were such a cute couple!
Egos: WWAAAAAAA!!!!!
Emily: Will you three knock it off! I saw the third one today, and-
Lita: And Arwen comes back!
Egos: YEAHHHHHH!!!!
Ellen: But now Aragorn’s not single!
Egos: WAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Shadow: But they’re so cute together!
Egos: YEAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Jasom: I hate to break up such a tender and mind numbing moment, but can we get on with the show?
Emily: Thank you!
Jasom: Today’s guest is from Feudal Japan, is half a dog demon, and is a sword slinging warrior, please welcome INUYASHA!
Egos: YEAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
Jasom: *anime sweat drop* Ugh….
Lita: Jasom, bring in the prisoner.
Jasom: *drags in Inuyasha who’s bound hand and foot*
Inuyasha: Will you *beep* let go of me you *beep* little moron? What the *beep* am I doing in this *beep* hole?
Jasom: *holds up sign that says “Censoring brought to you by ‘Bleep-Aholics.’*
Ellen: Tisk, tisk Inuyasha. Don’t make us bring in Kagome so she can “Sit” you.
Inuyasha: Who the *bleep* are you?
Shadow: Jasom, bring ‘er in.
Jasom: *opens curtain to reveal Kagome*
Lita: Do your stuff.
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: *whump* What the *bleep* was that for? What the *bleep* are you doing here?
Kagome: Sit! Sit!
Ellen: Maybe now you’ll learn to watch your potty mouth, Mr. Porcelain!
Jasom: Ellen, what kind of an insult was that?
Ellen: You’re welcome!
Jasom: o.O Err……Okkkaaayy….We’re going to go to a commercial break so those two can kill- I mean, work things out with each other.
Inuyasha: It’s about *bleep* time!
Kagome: Sit!
Shadow: And, once more, we only have one question…..
Egos: WWAAAAAAA!!!!!
Lita: And I get to read it!
Shadow: Who says?
Lita: You got to read the last one! It’s my turn!
Shadow: *huffs* Fine.
Lita: Today’s question comes from our good friend Charlene. She asks Inuyasha, why don’t you have a tail?
Inuyasha: Do I look like a *bleep* dog to you? I’m half human you know!
Kagome: Sit!
Ellen: Well, I guess that just about wraps it up.
Egos: WAAAAAA!!!!
Emily: Maybe we can interview Aragorn again!
Egos: *drool, then* YEAHHHHHH!!!!!
Jasom: Oh jeeze. Today’s show was brought to you by Bleep-Aholics. Need something censored? Just call Bleep-Aholics at 555-907-bleep. Join us next time when we interview…Uhh…
Lita: Please tell me we have a guest!
Shadow: *hugs herself* I don’t want to go back to that…place!
Emily: ^^ We do.
Egos: YEAHHHHHH!!!!!
Ellen: Who?
Emily: Well, I pulled some strings with Julius Caesar, and-
Egos: YEAHHH!!!!
Jasom: Ugh. Anywho, the disclaimer. Shadow13 does not, has not, will not, nor ever shall own any of the characters listed except Lita-
Lita: *Is dreaming of Aragorn*
Jasom: Ellen-
Ellen: *Is poking Inuyasha*
Inuyasha: *is growling*
Jasom: Shadow-
Shadow: *Is also dreaming of Aragorn*
Jasom: Jasom, and Emily. But she can’t technically own herself, herself being her soul, because she belongs to God. She also can not sell, trade, or rent her soul to the devil, or any party assoc-
Egos: GET ON WITH IT!
Jasom: Right. Until next time, I’m surrounded by idiots-
Lita: I’m going to wallop you one for that!
Ellen: He, he! Poking is fun!
Shadow: I agree with Jasom.
Egos: See ya!