Shadow: It’s…

All:*unenthusiastically* The The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show….

Jasom: Yes faithful viewer, this is our third episode in a row, without a guest….

Lita: Never say “settle for” and Julius Caesar in the same sentence….

Egos: *sob*

Jasom: Yes viewer, we have no guest. AND WE’RE ALL GOING CRAZY! First, Emily abandoned us to our fate.

Egos: *sob again*

Jasom: Then we all started to snap. First it was slow, little stuff. Like who took the last doughnut, or who had used someone’s shampoo. Then, we’re all getting pretty edgy. Sitting in our little corners, not talking, not saying a word. Then Lita snapped.

Lita: *starts twitching in her chair and can’t stop*

Jasom: Then, Shadow went next, hearing voices.

Shadow: *hits head with camera* Hey! Shut up in there! Can’t you see we’re filming!?

Jasom: *snatches the camera back* But what was it that made us know there was no hope? What was the point of no return? Well, I’ll show you, but it’s not pretty. *Camera pans to Ellen*

Ellen: Jasom, I’m getting kinda hungry. Do we have any bread or anything?

Jasom: *shudders* Yes, it was when Ellen started acting normal….*focuses camera on himself* It’s been weeks since we’ve had a guest and days since we bathed! AND I’M GOING CRAZY!!!! *shakes camera. Camera pans to Shadow, who’s holding a grenade* Sh-shadow…Put it down Shadow.

Shadow: No! It’s mine! Can’t you hear them? They want me to blow it up!

Jasom: Lita! Do something!

Lita: *continues to twitch*

Jasom: Ellen?!

Ellen: *squeaks and hides underneath her chair. Suddenly we see a light come on over head*

Emily: *breathless* I…I DID IT….I GOT A GUEST! *Ego’s snap out of paranoia. We see Shadow throw the grenade over her shoulder, hear a boom, and see her hair get blown slightly.*

Shadow: Wha…What?

Lita: *stops twitching* A guest!?

Ellen: *is now, once again, literally bouncing off the walls* WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Egos: *shriek in excitement. The glass on the camera lens breaks, and we see Jasom holding his ears in pain. The screen switches to blue and reads “One Moment Please.” Switches back to scene, where the ego’s are bouncing around and shouting*

Shadow: Seriously Emily?

Lita: Who is it?

Ellen: Tag!

Emily: You haven’t even heard the best part yet!

Egos: Well who are we interviewing?

Emily: Inuyasha!

Egos: *Shriek again while Jasom is writhing on the floor. Switches to blue screen again, and then back.*

Shadow: No way!

Lita: Seriously!?

Ellen: Tag!

Egos: I can’t wait!

Jasom: *gets up and brushes himself off* Shadow13 does not, has not, nor ever will own any of the characters listed, with the exception of Shadow-

Lita: So how are the voices Shadow?

Shadow: I dunno. How’s the twitching, Lita?

Lita: Hmph!

Jasom: Lita

Lita: At least I didn’t try to blow up the set.

Shadow: As I recall, you were the first one to go.

Jasom: Ellen-

Ellen: *Is still bouncing off the walls*

Jasom: Me, and Emily. But she is Emily! And can’t own herself or ever lasting soul, because she belongs to God and- *the camera gets knocked down by Lita and Shadow who are fighting on the floor* Oh yeah….Things are definitely back to normal. Until next time, I almost wish Shadow had blown us up.

Ellen: Tag!

Shadow: I’m kicking Lita’s butt.

Lita: And I’m going to feed Shadow to my dragon!

All: See ya!