The The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show: Chapter Six: A Streak of Hard Luck

Jasom: And now, all the way from the North Pole-

Lita: Wha?

Ellen: SANTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shadow: Oh boy e.e……

Jasom: It’s The The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show!

Ellen: Rain drops on roses

How sweet the sound

Cuz you’re everywhere to me!

Pokemon! Oh, you’re my best friend

I’m Popeye the Sailor Man!

^_^

Shadow and Lita: Ugh…..

Lita: Well, just so we can try to get on with whatever lives we have, let’s bring in our guest.

Emily: er….about that….

Lita: Emily!? Please tell me you got the guest!

Emily: Well, we couldn’t manifest him in something from which we could get defined answers! It’s dangerous for humans to be given that much knowledge! So, we couldn’t bring in the Son of God….

All: Awww….

Jasom: So what are we going to do?

Ellen: Oh! Oh! Me! Me!

All: Ugh….

Emily: What is it Ellen?

Ellen: I know who we can interview!

Shadow: Ellen, we really, really don’t want to hear you’re life story again.

Ellen: Not me silly, Boxy!

Lita: Uh…Boxy?

Ellen: *brings out a cardboard box* Sure! You know, Boxy! He’s square, and brown, and-

Lita: And he’s an inanimate object!

Ellen: *gasps and cover’s what we must assume is the boxes ears* Lita! Don’t say things like that around Boxy! You’ll hurt his feelings!

Shadow: Yeah Lita. You’ll hurt his feelings *smirks*

Lita: Why don’t you shut up Shadow!

Shadow: Why don’t you make me?!

Lita: Fine! You wanna interview a cardboard box, go ahead. But I wash my hands of the whole fiasco!

Jasom: Um…Lita has a point.

Shadow: Shut up Jasom.

Jasom: Um…We’re going to go to a commercial break

Looking to bring in a little holiday spirit? Well, nothing says “I love you” like fruitcake! Yes, fruitcake! And not just for eating (if it doesn’t break you’re teeth first) No, use it as a door stop, a hammer, a brick, extra strong cement, or any other assorted items. Aged by fifty years, you know its quality. If it’s Scam and Fraud, you know it’s a name you can trust. By the makers of the reusable toilet paper.

Jasom: And we’re back…..

All: *groan*

Ellen: So, what’s it like to be you Boxy?

Box: ……

Lita: *sarcastically* Wow…..

Shadow: Deep…..

Emily: Take us out of our misery Jasom.

Jasom: Shadow13 has not, does not, nor ever will own any of the characters listed except Lita, Shadow, Ellen, me, Jasom, and Emily. But she is Emily and-

Shadow: Finish it already, or I’ll be forced to kill you with my bear hands!!!

Jasom: Eep! Uh, Join us next time when we interview…Uh…Who are we interviewing?

Emily: Eh…I guess we’ll have to settle for Julius Ceaser. Shadow: Score!

Jasom: Until next time, I’m extremely disturbed-

Emily: So am I-

Lita: Get that camera out of my face!

Ellen: I love Boxy!

Boxy: *in a deep, demonic voice* BOXES WIL ONE DAY TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!! MUAHAHAHA!

All: O.O *are very disturbed*

Shadow: I’m scared!

Emily: See ya!

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