Lita: Wha?
Shadow: Ok, that's impossible. For one thing there's no air on Saturn-
Ellen: I thought we were in Kentucky?
Shadow & Lita: WE WERE IN OREGON!
Jasom: It's The The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show!
Ellen: Rain drops on roses
How sweet the sound!
Cuz your everywhere to me!
Pokemon! Oh, you're my best friend,
I'm Popeye the Sailor Man!
Shadow & Lita: o.O
Ellen: ^_^
Shadow:...ok....Welcome to The The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show. I'm Shadow-
Lita: I'm Lita
Ellen: I'm Ellen
Jasom: I'm Jasom
Emily: AND I AM THE MASTER OF YOU ALL!!!!!! MUAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!
All: O.O
Emily: ^_^
Lita: Jasom, would you bring out today's guest?
Jasom: Today's guest is from Middle Earth, goes by two names, and is very good with a sword, please welcome, Aragorn!
Ego's: *drool slightly, then wake up*
*Jasom drags in Aragorn, who is bound hand and foot. Ellen has his sword*
Aragorn: Where am I?! Who are you?! And why do you have my sword?!
Lita: Ellen...Put it down Ellen.....
Ellen: :( But it's shiny......
Shadow: Yeah....but do you know what else is shiny?
Ellen: The Mail Bag of Doom!?
Lita and Shadow: *glance at each other* Ok.....
Ellen: WEEEEE!!! *grabs mail bag and pulls out a letter* Today's letter-
Shadow: Wait...What do you mean today's letter?
Ellen: There's only one.
Lita: WHAT DO YA MEAN, ONE QUESTION?!
Ellen: :( Yeah....
Ego's: *start crying* NO BODY LIKES US!!!!!! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aragorn: *sweat drop* *To Jasom* There's a cookie in it if you can get me outta here.
Jasom: Cooooooooooookie...........*drool*
Lita: JASOM DON'T YOU DARE!
Ellen: Yeah! Or I'll be forced to fire you!
Jasom: You can't do that! Emily, tell Ellen you're the only one who's aloud to do that!
Emily: Sorry Jasom, but I would have to fire you......
Jasom: Shards!
Lita: Well, let's just ask the question.
Ellen: Ok. Today's question comes from our good neo friend, Frodos_Babe97. Hi Frodo! And it's not for you Aragorn ^_^
Aragorn: THEN WHY DID YOU DRAG ME DOWN HERE!
Lita: No need to yell. Jasom, bring in the prisoner.
*Jasom drags in Frodo and sits him in another chair*
Frodo: O.O Where am I?
Ellen: Your on Saturn, and Frodos_Babe97 wants to know why your so hot.
Frodo:*blush*Um..I...well....you see....it's
Lita: Well, that answers that question.
Ellen: So what now?
Shadow: I guess will have to end the show for today....
Ellen: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
All: O.O
Ellen: I have a question for Aragorn!
Lita: Fire away!
Aragorn: Don't I get a say in this?
Shadow: Nope.
Ellen: Are you ever gonna marry Arwen?
Aragorn: HEY! THAT'S PERSONAL! I don't think I'll dignify that with a response.
Ellen: *points his sword at him*
Aragorn: Um...I mean....I don't know!
Lita: Phoo!
Shadow: Anything else?
Ellen: *sigh* :( No......
Lita: Ok then! Hit it Jasom!
Jasom: Today's show was brought to you by the National Association of Protection Against Canadians, or NAPC. You can't locate them on the web, but you can call them at 1-800-I-Just-Saw-Canadians-Attack-Someone-So-Now-I'm-Calling-To-Report-What-I-Saw. Shadow13 has not, does not, nor ever will own the characters listed here, with the exception of Ellen-
Ellen: *Is playing with Aragorn's sword*
Jasom: Lita-
Lita: *Is drooling over Aragorn*
Jasom: Shadow-
Shadow: *Is moping up Lita's drool*
Jasom: Me, Jasom. And Emily. But she is Emily! And she technically can't own herself, herself being her soul, because she belongs to God, so she can't trade, sell, or give away her soul to the Devil, or any party associated with-
All: GET ON WITH IT!
Jasom: Fine! You may send in your questions for our next guest, Jaxom, from The Dragon Riders of Pern, to the e-mail address in Shadow13's profile. If we say it here, for some reason, fanfiction.net takes down the story. o.O You can also neomail her at wolftrotter56, or powerpets mail her at Cardinal_Flame. Until next time, I wanna cookie-
Lita: I wanna squeeze Aragorn until he turns blue-
Ellen: I like shiny, pointy things-
Shadow: And I'm the only sane one here! See ya!