Lita:*smacks Ellen over the head with a halibut* Dear Lord in Heaven have mercy! Shut up already!

Shadow: Why did you hit Ellen over the head with a halibut.

Lita: Do you see any carp handy?

Shadow: No, but-

Lita: Zip!

Shadow: But-

Lita: Nah!

Shadow: Yeah, but-

Lita: Shut! Sorry! Wha! Zip!

Shadow:*crosses her arms and looks angry* I'm surrounded.

"The Voice": Will you guys quite fooling around? Your giving me a bad image!

Lita: How can you have a bad image when we don't even know what you look like.

"The Voice": DO NOT QUESTION THE KINDA SORTA ALL KNOWING DISMEMBERED VOICE FROM NOBODY!

Ellen: Oohh.....It's The Emily.....

"The Voice": My name has a "The" in front of it?

Shadow: It does now.

"The Voice": Crud, now you guys made me forget what I was going to say.....

Shadow: Maybe something along the lines of STARTING THE SHOW!

Lita: Sheesh Shadow, don't have cow.

Ellen: Cow? I wanna cow! I love cows! They're all "Moo" and I'm all "Moo" and-

"The Voice": Right! Anyway, welcome to the The-Pointless-Interview-Show Show!

Lita: I'm your host, Lita and-

Shadow: WHAT?! I'M THE HOST IF ANYBODY'S THE HOST!

Ellen: ...and then the cows are all "Moo" and I'm all-

"The Voice": SHUT UP ALREADY! Look! Your all the host! Ok?! Is that okay with you?!

Lita: Fine. As long as Little-Miss-Darkness over there doesn't hog my spot light

Shadow: YOU WANNA SAY THAT AGAIN?!

Lita: Now your deaf, AND stupid too?!

Shadow: Alright Lita, if ya want some, get some!

*the two break out into a fight with Shadow clearly winning*

Ellen: ....And sometimes the cows don't even moo. They just chew grass.

*"The Voice", now known as Emily, separates them*

"The Voice": That's enough you two! Alright! The point of this show is we take people from cartoons and books and movies that don't exist, and some that do, and they have to answer your questions which you e-mail to me. Contact me at [email protected] The questions are then asked by my three alter egos. Ellen:

Ellen:...And then the cows chew some more, and-

"The Voice": Lita-

Lita: Who happens to be a Queen Dragon Rider, which is SO way more cooler than a "Side-Kick"

Shadow: Are you calling me an insult?

Lita: I ain't calling you for dinner!

"The Voice":And of corse, Shadow.

Shadow: Who HAPPENS to be one of the worlds fore most scientists in biology, electronics, the human body, mutagins-

Lita: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

"The Voice": And now, the disclaimer. Shadow13, aka, the author of these bunch of weirdos, has not, does not, nor ever will, own any of these characters listed, with the notable exception of Ellen-

Ellen: And some times the cows are brown, and some-

"The Voice":Lita-

Lita: Rider of Black Shadowith!

"The Voice": Shadow.

Shadow: WHO ALSO HAS A GERMAN SHEPARD THAT BITES! HARD!

Lita: Like I'm scared.....

Ellen: You are so scared.

Lita: Shut up! I've got a dragon!

"The Voice": And, The Voice, who happens to be Shadow13. Well, if you really want to know, she technically CAN'T own herself, cuz she belongs to God, and so she can't ever give herself, or everlasting soul to the devil, or any party asso-

All Three Alter Ego's: Get on with it already!

"The Voice":Fine! Next time we will be interviewing Spongebob Squarepants. Feel free to send in any questions for him or any of his fellow sea creatures. If you don't, then Shadow13 can't continue with this skit, which would be really sad, cuz she loves this skit and-

All Three Alter Ego's: Enough already!

"The Voice": Fine! Goodbye!