Can we go home yet?

SHADOW13

Did I say you could go home? Go drink your klah – and you had better enjoy it!

Jaxom ducks behind Ruth, who has a lei wrapped around his neck.
JAXOM

Don’t hurt me!

F’lessan is flirting with one of Shadow13’s assistant directors (For fun, let’s just say it’s Bade Ilandere. [Sorry if I spelled that wrong, Charlith!]) And Shadow13 quickly notices.

SHADOW13

You! Why aren’t you eating!

F’lessan quickly scrapes tubers onto his paper plate and begins downing them at an inhuman rate.

LESSA

Does she frighten you?

F’LAR

More than Thread!

SEBELL

I died!

MENOLLY

Yes, Sebell, we’ve heard. Many times.

PIEMUR

So do feel free to shut up at any time.

SEBELL

Hey, look, when you become a greasy spot on the Red Star, you can- Wait a second, what are you doing here? You weren’t even in the cast!

PIEMUR

I was going to be! I has going to be C-3PO, but I was scratched!

MENOLLY

So I got the part!

Sebell looks from Menolly to Piemur, and Kimi croons.

SEBELL

I like Menolly as C-3PO. She’s cuter.

Menolly blushes.

MENOLLY

Anyway, what are you doing here, Piemur? You weren’t casted at all!

PIEMUR

Neither were F’nor and D’ram, but they’re here!

SEBELL

Are they really?

He begins looking around for them.

MENOLLY

That’s different, they’re in Episodes V and VI.

SEBELL

Oh! D’ram dies! We can start a club!

D’ram over hears him.

D’RAM

I what?

SHADOW13

Shard it, Sebell, that was supposed to be a secret.

D’RAN

But I don’t want to die!

MENOLLY

Why don’t you start a club with N’ton and Lytol?

SEBELL

Because, just look at Lytol!

Lytol is well on his way to being inebriated, huddled in a corner.

LYTOL

Too….many….dragons….

JAXOM

Um….Lytol? Are you okay?

N’TON

Really, can we please go yet?

SHADOW13

NO!

ROBINTON

I’ve got an idea, how about we-

FAX

No.

ROBINTON

But you didn’t even hear it!

SIFER

He doesn’t need to hear it! He’s the evil villain.

LESSA

Why are you here?

SIFER

I was a member of the cast! I can come to the cast party if I want!

F’LAR

But you were only in one Episode!
So was Sebell, but no one is telling him to leave!

N’TON

That’s because everyone likes Sebell.

Sifer begins to whimper.

SIFER

I’m not liked?

FAX

You’re in a million teeny tiny pieces! What does it matter?

Sifer begins crying.

MERON

Oh, now you’ve done it!

LYTOL

You aren’t in Episodes IV or V! Why are you here?

MERON

Hey! I’m in Episode V!.....Just not a lot.

MENOLLY

Yeah, try three lines.

MERON

Look, if Lytol gets to stay when he has maybe fifteen lines and is only in Episode V, I’m staying!

F’NOR

The difference is that people actually like Lytol

MERON

Don’t make me get all Emperor on your behind, DragonRider!

F’NOR

Bring it on!

SHADOW13

Stop it, all of you! You’re not allowed to kill each other until after I’m done filming!

MERON

Can I kill Sebell? He doesn’t come up again.

SHADOW13

…..If you really want to.

SEBELL

What? No! Stay back, you freaky, sick Emperor/Lord Holder!

R’GUL

Can we please go home?

SHADOW13

Fine! If you want to ruin my party, go!

There is a massive cheer as people stampede out the door way, leaving an irate Shadow13.