The Star Wars Drinking Game

I hope you find this as amusing as I did when I first got my fingers on it. *Grin* Thanks Cassia. I swear, if you play this game and drink alcohol, there is no way on the planet you should be standing afterwards. *rotflmao*

I am including this as it has bits of trivia in it, and it is rather funny. This is an edited version of the original post along with other people's additions. Unfortunately, I don't know who it was that made the first version of this game (hints would be appreciated).

To play the Star Wars Drinking game, you will need:

The Star Wars Trilogy on tape (one movie for a short game)
An ample supply of your favorite beverage (milk, right?)
A really good sound system, so the explosions seem to happen all around you. Kapow! (optional)

Begin by inserting your weatherbeaten "Star Wars" videotape into the big slot on your VCR. Dim the lights for dramatic effect, and play the tape. The game begins right as "20th Century Fox" appears on the screen. Once the game has begun, you watch the movie for the listed events. Every time one of them occurs, everybody takes a sip of their drink

Drink when:

Someone has a bad feeling about this.
It's their only hope.
An entire planet is described as having one climate.
Somebody gets choked.
a woman other than Leia is on screen
An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts.)
Somebody's hand gets cut off.
A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.
There is a tremor in the Force.
It's not someone's fault
One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing
A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks
Someone exclaims "No!"
Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea
1. Twice if it's not Han
Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies--it counts if they change at the end
Someone is mind-controlled using the Force
People kiss
A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black
1. Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
2. Three times if someone hovering in between wears gray
Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen
An elaborately made up alien has no lines
Someone or something tries to get money from Han
Some ship crashes into something after being hit.
Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber)
An Ewok dies, and the camera lingers longer than it did when the Death Star exploded, killing billions of people. (Fourteen seconds. Count'em.)
It is Luke's destiny.
Luke whines.
Luke discovers a long-lost relative.
Luke fights monsters or savages.
Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.
Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.
Luke is upside-down
Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time
1. Twice if they speak to each other
Luke's parentage is Foreshadowed
Luke refuses to take someone's advice
Luke yells "Artooooo!"
Leia insults somebody.
Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands
1. Twice if it covers her neck
2. Three times if she's almost totally nude
Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.
Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...Only Imperial Stormtroopers are so precise.")
Han brags about the Millenium Falcon.
Anybody insults the Millenium Falcon.
Something doesn't work on the Falcon
1. Twice if it's the hyperdrive
Yoda uses bad grammar.
Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.
R2-D2 gets thrashed.
R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket and his head spins around.
C-3PO loses a body part. (Take two drinks if he is completely dismembered.)
C-3PO informs us of just how many forms of communication he's familiar with
A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white
1. Twice if they're non human (co-pilots count)
A Rebel Pilot says "Nice Shot..."
A Rebel Pilot says "I've been hit..."
Tarkin brags about the Death Star.
The Emperor cackles evilly.
The Emperor has foreseen something.
Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them
1. Twice if he tries to kill them
Boba Fett talks.
Stormtroopers shoot everywhere but where they're aiming.
Stormtrooper armor proves useless.
Any Imperial Ship is destroyed
A TIE fighter explodes for no reason.

The game ends when a bunch of Ewoks start dancing. No matter what you've been drinking, you will remember this image. The last person to give up drinking on each cue is the winner. Of course, ties are possible. If at some point you find that no one can successfully operate the VCR anymore, the game may as well be abandoned. Back to Star Wars Page

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