This is a spoof on both Star Trek and Star Wars, both of which I love very much. Remember, I only make spoofs of the things I like.

Captain's Log, a Stardate long ago: This is Captain Jean-Luke Skywalker, of the Millenium-class starship, the USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-F). While exploring a galaxy far, far away, we encountered what appeared to be a large Borg Cube.

Lieut. Cmdr. D-ATA: Captain, the Borg are hailing us.

Capt. Skywalker: On screen!

A very short Borg, with pale green skin and huge pointed ears, appears on the screen. He begins talking in a raspy voice: Locyoda I am, of Borg. Power down your shields and weapons you will. Assimilated will you be.

Lieut. Kenobi (waves his hand): You don't want to assimilate us. We aren't the ship you're looking for. Move along.

Locyoda: Irrelevant your mind tricks are. A great Borg Jedi I am. Futile resistance is. Comply you will.

Capt. Skywalker: We will not comply. Our defenses are strong. The Force is with us.

Locyoda: Irrelevant your defenses are. Irelevant the Force is. Assimilated will you be. Futile resistance is.

A tall borg wearing a black helmet beams abord and gets in a phaser fight with Lieut. Kenobi, who gets shot and disappears. His starfleet robe falls empty to the floor. The Borg beams back to his ship.

Capt. Skywalker: NOOOOOOO!!!! Alright, that does it! Shields up! Red alert! Lock all weapons on that Borg ship! FIRE!!!

The Enterprise fires all weapons on the Borg vessle, but to no avail. The Borg shields adapt far too quickly.

Disembodied voice of Lieut. Kenobi: Use the force, Jean-Luke!

Capt. Skywalker: Oh yeah! I almost forgot! I can lift rocks and stuff!

Skywalker closes his eyes and concentrates, and all the asteroids in the nearby asteroid field come flying at the Borg Cube at high speed. The ship explodes, but a smaller borg Sphere ship comes out and flies away. The face of Locyoda appears on the screen one last time.

Locyoda: Get you next time, I will. Escape me you cannot. Too great my powers are. Futile resistance still is.